Lots of great responses. (Of course, none better than the ones from srealdonaldtrump. LOL)
I’d suggest the solution to this game of Clue is Melania with a scheduling conflict in the doghouse!
Without the “BREAKING” in there I might have thought it was a self-serving, non-denial denial.
Did Melania plagiarize this press release from one of Trump’s two previous wives?
… Mrs. Trump has spent a number of nights at a D.C. hotel in the wake of reports of allegations by adult film star Stormy Daniels that she had an affair with Donald Trump in 2006, shortly after he married Melania.
And it wasn’t even a Trump-brand hotel! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I will say that the Holocaust Museum staff was likely happier that she visited and not donnie. She does know how to conduct herself at solemn locations and occasions. liddle donnie would probably have said “You’ll be happy to know I have raised the tariff on ovens.”
So, she’s not upset that Donny cheated on her with a porn star? Is she saying they have an open marriage? Which is it??
(Just asking for the evangelical and family values folks)
“Mrs. Trump would not be going, citing unspecified scheduling and logistical issues”
Considering that she is practically non-existent in sphere of all things White House, I am sure she has a very, very crowded itinerary.
And logistical? What means logistical in this situation. Her husband requires a traveling circus, military transport and endless considerations to be covered. What makes her so special? Couldn’t get a sitter for Barron?
If I were her, I would be worried about STDs since they don’t make mini-condoms.
This response thread is kinda my favorite.
https://twitter.com/tgilbert_13/status/956998361004916736
https://twitter.com/tgilbert_13/status/957002338459271168
https://twitter.com/tgilbert_13/status/957006040557498368
What is the feminine version for the word “Cuck”?
I don’t doubt for one nano second that Melania feels humiliated by her husband’s affair with a porn star. She’s probably pissed as hell and has every right to be. Trump is back in D.C. and she will return from Florida in time for the SOTU.
Me: Who is Melania Trump? One of his daughters? An ex-wife?
My friend: She’s his wife, Dummy! You know, the First Lady?
Me: Oh, I didn’t know there was one. I mean, like, where has she been?
Oh… I highly doubt she’s been riding that train …
Scheduling and logistical conflicts … ya know –
With all of the fake news around, we can still rely on the National Enquirer to provide quality journalism.
I might have some sympathy for her if her relationship with Donnie wasn’t so transactional. Ah, and the pesky $130K pay off, more transactional news.
I don’t harbor any ill wishes for Melania Trump. However, when I remember that she was more than willing to publicly humiliate President Obama by questioning his citizenship, I just can’t summon any significant concern for her feelings.
Melania probably didn’t know anything about anything until the “spokeswoman” opened her trap.
Being the busy first lady and all.
Cunk?