They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, “no, no, no”
Melania Winehouse
I said the same thing, that there was so much wrong with her outfit. Then I had to add, “But, then, there she is with Idris while I’m sitting here criticizing her dress, so there’s that…”
Actually no foreign head of states attended, they tried to keep it apolitical ( could be because of Trump, but since Harry probably never will be king, they kept it simple).
The Danish Queen is related to the British royalty ( via Christian IX) and no Danish royalty participated either. (To be honest, European royalty is so inbred that it would be difficult to find a non-relation. Of the remaining kingdoms of Europe today, only Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands descends neither from Queen Victoria nor King Christian IX)
I agree. The initial press release was very poorly contrived. Instead of just saying that she had a minimally invasive procedure for a benign urologic condition they unnecessarily threw in the word “embolization” that makes little sense and only breeds speculation and suspicion of deception. It’s like saying she’s getting radiation and chemotherapy for a benign condition - it’s possible, but doesn’t happen very often and when it does you wouldn’t describe it that way.
Our office has received thousands of calls and emails wishing Mrs. Trump well …
Thousands!!!
“No biggies, dahlinks! Just leetle nips and tucks!”
Yeah, Amal Clooney looked fairly amazing. Not many people could pull off an outfit the same color as Donald Trump’s skin.
Victoria Beckham looked like she was attending a funeral. Jeez, Vicks. It’s spring and it’s a celebratory occasion. Don’t take it out on Meg and Harry because nobody wants a sucky Spice Girls reunion.
And I love Oprah - I really do, Peeps. And it pains me to say that she looked like she was going to a Sunday church picnic. I mean, you’ve got a billion dollars, girlfriend. Spring for a gay BFF fashion advisor.
What kind of fuckery is this, dahlink?