Discussion: Melania Trump Harvests In WH Garden Made Famous By Michelle Obama

Leeks, eggplant, artichoke, broccoli, honey. All of Donnie Dotard’s favorite foods! /s

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“I’m a big believer in healthy eating because it reflects on your mind and your body. I encourage you to eat a lot of vegetables and fruit so you grow up healthy,”

"Husband, on other hand, healthy he does not eat. Ze fried chicken, double bacon cheeze burgers and pizza he eats all time. Nozing green does he eat. He haz ze flatulence and eez steenking up oval offeece. Eez like treeple fortissimo Bâ™­0 two meeneete pedal point. Need ze gas mask to go een zere. Zo unhealthy he eez.

Doktor Bornstein says: [eef zomsing happen to heem, eet happen to heem.][1]
[1]: https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2016/12/21/donald-trumps-personal-doctor-if-something-happens-to-him-then-it-happens-to-him

Vhats a FLOTUS to do? Maybe, zat nice General Kelly I ask for help. He eez zo gud at reineeng een ze Donald."

Ciao,

Melania

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As a musician I can’t help but award that a

Nice job!

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Heh. That quote jumped out at me too.

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Ha, ha, ha!!!

You win it today, hands down.

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I can jump in with trash talk when she’s heading to a disaster flood zones in stilettos. However, on this - I say Bravo, in paving the way on making the garden not just one First Lady’s efforts, but carrying it on to make it a White House Tradition.

It would have been more fun to have that be Bill in the plaid, digging up the leeks with the kids. sad, shrug.

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Leeks, eggplant, artichoke, broccoli, honey.

You’ll never find a Republican eating that shit. Maybe the honey.

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They don’t eat it, they bank it.

In the Rethugliklan playbook “honey” is a euphemism. Anybody else would just call it what it is: lucre.

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Has this woman met her husband? This is the second action in a week that contradicts his lifestyle. Her anti-cyber-bullying speech and now the gardening are the equivalent of her hand swat to Donny. I hope she becomes more empowered and starts to speak to him instead of around him.

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How the Far Right Came to Love Hippie Food (NYT):

At the dark confluence of hippie and Hitler, you can buy a year’s supply of earth-friendly quinoa.

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Yes. The very least you can say for her is that she clearly does not suffer from the same “if it has Obama’s name on it, I’m against it” mania as her (shudder) mate.

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It’s all PR. Desperate, desperate PR. Anything to put a happy face on the Dotard Disministration and draw attention away from the light-warp speed with which the ever-increasing, -expanding Russian probe is advancing.

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Did she learn how to do that in Trump Tower?

Put this b**** out on her ass. How dare she be so presumptuous about telling us how we should eat and what our kids should eat. What makes America great is that I decide what to do, not this fat lard. And stooping down in the dirt disgraces the office of the First Lady.

Oh, sorry, that comment was for Michelle; it must have been stuck in my outbox.

I really applaud what Melania is doing and leading by example. She is a great role model.

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Maybe she learned it like this?

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Yes they do. Was originally conflicted about the honey, mind went right to Melania, Donnie Boy, honey, Melania.

I’m glad they didn’t plow it all under and return it to lawn. I was half expecting them to, like when Reagan removed the solar panels Jimmy Carter had installed. I’m glad she’s keeping it going, however shallow her personal interest.

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Does Manolo Blahnik make a special gardening shoe with heels?

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