She didn’t write this.
Listen beeach, I no more think you wrote that tweet than when I read one from your husband with multi-syllable words.
All you needed to do was to take 5 minutes and stick your head through the door at yesterday’s press conference.
Just let us know you aren’t being held hostage.
We might settle for a picture with the front of today’s NY Times
John Miller did.
Melania, face it. People can’t be certain the First Lady is alive just because her husband and this White House say she is. That’s not adequate proof.
“Rest assured, I’m here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!”
Don’t threaten me.
Maybe she’s afraid someone will throw her “Birther” past into her face, or ask how she scored a “Genius” visa.
I have no respect for this person, and I am tired of people telling me I should lay off of her, as though she is not responsible for her current situation. Fuck her. You are no better than that POS you married, Melania. When you sign a deal with the devil you should read the fine print, Madame Faust.
Simple PR is beyond these people isn’t it? Simple acknowledgement after a surgical procedure is pretty common practice.
Oh goodie.
The WH sponsored a Field Day for kids the other day. Where’s Melando?
Thank You
“How dare you media inquire about my well being!”
Double thanks. I do sincerely hope for her sake that she is fucking her brains out with her security guard or whomever and that she can manage a vicious divorce that brings the Orange Loser back down to the sewer where he belongs.
But she gets no sympathy.
No big deal. Just poke your head out for a moment and say “Moose and Squirrel.”
Ms. Obama could not get 24 hours out of the spotlight…let alone 20+ days…
One does wonder what she might be working on…healing perhaps? Facial bruises take time…
Please change headline to “Trump White House Staff Write Tweet Pretending to be both Melania and Snarky.”
Truth is, she was injured when her escape tunnel collapsed and caused what appeared to be a sink hole at the WH.
It was written, or at least dictated, by the same guy who dictated that ridiculous letter about Trump’s extraordinary health to Dr. Vinny Boombatz during the campaign.
We’ve reached the point where the jokes are taking on that nervous “OMFG, what if it’s true” cast. I honest to god wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out she’d been shot full of thorazine and locked up in some mental hospital somewhere under a fake name and diagnosis.
And it wasn’t snarky.
