Discussion: Melania Defends Her 'Taste' In Red Xmas Trees: They're 'Beautiful' In Person

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No sane person takes a live green tree and has it painted red, top to bottom. It’s not a matter of divergent tastes, it’s a matter of not having taste at all.

Then again, no sane person would marry that piece of shit.

Will Mel find her Ari Onassis when this is all over? Or does she head back into soft core?

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Redrum, red room.

You say tomato, I say tomah-to.

Nothing to see here, move along.

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Khristmas at the Kremlin is the most wonderful time of the year.

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Who among us hasn’t spray painted a ficus blood red? I mean seriously.

I just can’t even…

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How very satanic of you, Einstein…

At least the tree isn’t wearing a tan suit…

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If you have to defend it, honey, it ain’t working.

And it ain’t working anymore than the hall of Sticks and Shadows worked last year.

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:musical_note: ā€œAll I want for Christmas are Khashoggi’s two front teethā€¦ā€ :musical_note:

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O! O! O!

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Krux gets the hat tip for this:

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What did anyone expect after seeing the garish gold rooms and overly ornate and ugly furniture and accessories in the New York abode?

Her taste in clothes isn’t that great either, especially her coats. I’ll bet she has really pretty underwear though.

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Maybe you could invite us all over so we can see for ourselves.

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We can reach out to Mohamed bone Sawman with your wish list but I think all of the parts have been dissolved in acid by now.

Of course, none of this happened and, if it did happen, it wasn’t bone Sawman’s fault and if it was his fault then it’s still not worth turning away a few hundred billion in arms sales and if those sales still never come to fruition (these orders have been on the books for years but it seems on Kush actually receives money from the kingdom) then it wasn’t a US citizen and, besides, something something Israel, Iran or whatever. That I can tell you.

:rage:

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She has terrible taste in clothes. I’m kind of shocked at how bad it is. Of course her specialty was never clothes…

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Lack of, rather.
:smiling_imp:

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Exactly

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"In Slovenia where I am growink up, all Christmas trees were beink red. Everythink was beink red. Red is beink beautiful, no?. красный is красивый, нет?

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Her father was a big deal in the Communist Party, so - I guess yeah, red was the color.

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Makes Graceland look tasteful.

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