Discussion: Mega-Chef Jose Andres Says He Won't Open Restaurant At Trump's DC Hotel

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“His food isn’t classy. It’s boring!”

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At this rate Trump will be lucky to get a Pizza Hut to open there.

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Here’s his new pick

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Trump will now whine and threaten to sue him too.

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Trump statement in the works: “It was me who already fired Jose Andres! He’s a loser and a lightweight, and I wouldn’t have him serve cold cereal in my hotels, which are by the way the greatest hotels in the universe. I can get any chef in the world to serve in my restaurants, because they all love me, except for this loser.”

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nailed it.

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I’m glad to see this. But I have to say that Trump’s constant questioning of our President’s legitimacy would have been enough to not want to be his business partner.

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Bravo Chef Andres!

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WTF is a ‘mega-chef’?

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Trump: “I’ll sue!!! In fact, I’ll sue every American who doesn’t vote for me!”

And obviously a “Hooters” would be more appropriate for tacky Trump’s version of The Bates Motel.

Trump says he’s receiving thousands of emails daily encouraging him to continue and speak his truth!
(He doesn’t seem to notice that 99% of them are from Democrats!) lmao

And…The Donald can’t decide between his two iconic insights for his campaign slogan:

OR:

Choices…choices!

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OT. But this really has to horrify The Trump Chump’s GOP primary clown candidate rivals:

lmao___Go Donald! His ego won’t allow him to quit; he’s lost his national stage on the telly’ and he won’t let go of the presidential primary spotlight, no matter how loudly the Republicans squeal; he will inevitably only get worse and potentially torch the GOP primaries. LOVE IT!

Monomaniacal ‘right fighter’ egoist extraordinaire Trump can’t and won’t be silenced. My gawwd’, it’s almost as though Sec. Clinton’s campaign is sponsoring him.

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I beg your pardon before hand, for my crude vulgarity . . .but I must type these words to you

No s*it, Sherlock (1)

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He makes very large entrees?

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Yes, but the “Republican front-runner” is just the one who has made the most noise most recently. It doesn’t matter what kind of noise, but the more controversial the better. Trump has an advantage over the others in that he is a natural blowhard and adept at tales “told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” The rest are pikers by comparison.

Cruz and Rand and Rubio and Carson don’t have a hope of wresting the spotlight away from Trump. They’d have to go somewhere where no one wants to go, like criticizing Queen Elizabeth’s hats or saying Angela Merkel looks dumpy in her pants suits.

The only one who is even trying is JEB, and his lunacy doesn’t have the braggadocio of Trump’s blatant balderdash.

This is clown car demolition derby.

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lmao…Never hear that before! ~eyeroll!~ ___ (And …you’re pardoned!) :smile: