Discussion: Meeting With Chinese Prez, Trump Says 'Bad Problems Will Be Going Away'

So that’s Trump’s problem with China, he went in for the pussy grab and got… :confused:

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This deserves waaaaay more than one like from me.

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When has he ever used big words? Unless you mean the ones in his speeches written by other people. He doesn’t know what they mean, but he can mostly pronounce them.

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It looks like Chiselin’ Trump is the only one on the left-hand side of the room who is not wearing translation headphones. Either he’s fluent in Mandarin or he’s just not interested in what’s being discussed. I wonder which it is?

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OT but the Arabs are now calling Comrade Chaos “Abu Ivanka,” essentially “Ivanka’s dad.”

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trump says Bad Problems will be Going Away.

What??? trump is resigning???

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I JUST noticed that. He has no idea what’s being said and probably doesn’t care.

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I like that much better but it’s still a little piss elegant for me. But now this…

…is perfection.

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Trump would call the Long March a victory.

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“He said, Xi said”. Wouldn’t that also be a description of an irresolvable dispute between a male and a gender neutral person?

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He refuses to listen until he’s granted an exclusive trademark for Trump Fortune Cookies® in China.

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Mar-a-Lago IS a tacky whore house.

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They’ll mess up his hair.

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Our problems will only go away if he resigns, dies, or gets carted off to jail. I don’t care which.

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I’m neutral on the answer to that question.

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And wipe your nose.

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I knew it sounded familiar. Now, you just add “in bed” to the end, and there you go. So he’s hoping.

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Ze too!

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I see most if not all the Americans are wearing their headphones for translations EXCEPT Trump. What, he speaks Cantonese? Or just afraid they’ll muss his hair?

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Excellent point!

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