Painful. Like a whipped dog.
The Photo Editor makes a home run…
Hey, Esme – great to see you doing the heavy lifting on a Sunday morning, but I don’t think “ersatz” means what you think it means …
It means a cheap imitation. That describes lots of things we’re seeing these days, but not these tweets. They are a stunningly genuine manifestation of the mind that put them out.
I think Esme’s account was hacked. A russian bot dropped the word in.
“Rocket man” is not even an insult. Certainly there are far harsher terms he could use. Is Trump slipping or is he, oddly, showing respect for Kim Jong Un?
Acid flashback from listening to Elton John at Studio 54.
"I assume ‘Rocket Man’ is Kim Jong Un?” George Stephanopoulos asked McMaster.
McMaster: “I think that he meant ‘Sprocket Man.’”
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I NEVER want to hear again from any idiot who says we need a businessman running the government!
Well, to be fair, we still don’t have one. Businessmen usually have a history of producing a good or service.
Can you imagine if McMaster had visited a fortune teller ten years ago?
In the future, your job description will include deciphering Donald Trump’s early morning tweets. Global peace and security will depend on it.
McMaster: Trump ‘Rocket Man’ Tweet ‘Appears To Be’ About North Korea
“Excuse me, excuse me, but I speak Trumpish.”
“I assume ‘Rocket Man’ is Kim Jong Un?” George Stephanopoulos asked McMaster on ABC’s “This Week,” referring to the North Korean leader.
“Well, it’s — it appears to be so,” McMaster replied. “But, who really knows what the fuck the President is referring to in his tweets. He does have a bit of cognitive diarrhea.”
“H.R., cleanup in Aisle Three; bring the BIG bucket and your mop!”
“I assume ‘Rocket Man’ is Kim Jong Un?” George Stephanopoulos asked McMaster.
“Well, it’s — it appears to be so,” McMaster replied. “That is where the rockets and missiles are coming from, is North Korea.”
Just imagine being in McMaster’s position at that exact moment when the question is asked. How many thoughts are running through your mind? How many things would you really like to say? How do you cover for the incredibly idiotic person you work for? How many good things are happening in your life at that very moment?
Where’s Kellyanne? No job is too filthy or too demeaning. She’s the ticket.
O/T From a friend of friend who was involved with the protests last night in STL.
Acid reflux from too much Trump in my diet.
That is really, really hypnotic!
“If he doesn’t give up those nuclear weapons, the President will strike?”
What the hell kind of question is that? Kim can no more give up his nukes than Donnie Dumpling can give up twitting. So we have a stand off. Trinititing North Korea is the trigger for the real domino theory of mutually assured destruction which carries the unacceptable consequence of no more Twitter. To be sure, there will be world wide suffering beyond imagination. Neither leader has shown any concern for the result of their actions.
Maybe there could be a visit to play golf in North Korea. If Kim is anything like his daddy he could regain the respect of the world. .
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-Il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course – on his first try at golf. Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the …