Discussion for article #225844
Her favorite position? Bent over a checkbook and facing Neiman-Marcus
Well maureen, get ready for some earth shattering sex at your next vacation stop. No reservation necessary. companions will be provided free of charge. Hope the same happens to your stupid ass husband. Virginia should be real proud to have voted in these two special people who obviously cared deeply about the people along with god and country. Nice try Jonnie, they werenât up to the task so you can write it off as a tax loss.
Maureen was overcome with orgiastic awe and felt the earth move under her as Jonnie loosed a loud, reverberating, noisome fart, which set the dogs barking and blew out a window.
âOh dear,â Maureen said, âWhat if the neighbors hear?â
âWell donât you worry sweetcheeks, Iâll just buy them each a Rolex watch to hush them upâŚâ
So it wasnât a tits-for-tat relationship according to Williams. âI gave all those expensive gifts and had all those emails and phone calls with her, just becauseâŚâ?
Quid Pro Poontang
Hey! THESE WERE GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE!
Lying, money-grubbing good Christian people.
So who made the 1,200 calls and texts between Maureen? Did Williams provide the couple and crew with cell phones on his account? Something is wrong here, all of them are lying.
⌠because the John had more money than her lame husband.???
Need to get more popcorn! This is great theater, Hollywood canât do better than this, except maybe get better looking players.
This is the defense strategy to deflect the actual corruption made by the governor himself by providing a cover via his wife to have some sort of personal relationship or a crush per say. Remember his wife is not an elected offical so by saying the gifts received are not for political purposes. The main stream media should not fall in to this and make this as a tabloid news.
This defense might just work. Sickening? Yes. Effective? Maybe.
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This has âhard timeâ written all over it.
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Does that also mean heâll lose (give up?) his ârightâ to vote and carry a gun?
hehehe
Wait⌠so did Bob feel the earth move too taking the watch knowing that it was clearly bribery? Iâm having a hard time following the logic.
If thereâs any justice in the universe these despicable grifters will be squatting on stainless steel toilets in separate prison cells for the rest of their lives.
You heartless bastards. Canât we think about the children? Who is going to grift Range Rovers for them and bail them out of their public drunkenness busts?
Yes, it is amazing, the wrong people (not just bec theyâre Republicans) attain legitimate positions of power with the opportunity to do good, and then seemingly out of nowhere appears a man with a smile and a tail, the consummate grifter, Jonnie Williams, Supplement King, to do what he does best - gain peoplesâ confidences. And Governor Bob and his former cheerleader wife blissfully go along for the ride as Jonnie Williams sets in motion decisions that will ruin their lives.
Either way - good riddance.
And her favorite âwineâ (re: âwhineâ) to go with it afterwards is, âYou never take me anywhere. You never buy me ____ (insert high dollar item). I need a new car.â
A slut for graft? (my apologies to sluts everywhere)