“The ad buy is relatively small — $10,000 for three days of digital spots — but is likely only the opening salvo in what promises to be an expensive and brutal primary.”
Don’t tease me like that first thing in the morning 
I think that Kelli should be elected. Arizona deserves it.
After Roy Moore is elected in a landslide in Alabama and immediately begins investigating Demons and Satanists in Congress, Arizona will have to answer with it’s own bat-shit-insane Senator who will spend all her time demanding investigations into Fluoride in the Water and Chemtrails that turn White People Gay so the Mexicans can out-breed us (I kid you not.)
In these two candidates we have the Future of the Republican Party. (Oh. Your. God.)
Roy Moore is a candidate in Alabama, not Georgia.
Getting close to quitting time here.
Think I’ll go home and open a nice bottle of to celebrate.
Ah…the smell of Gooper intraparty warfare is so sweet!
Fixed. Thx.
“Not Conservative, Just Crazy…” Hell that pretty much describes Trump. Chemtrail Kelli fits right in.
Does Chem Trail Kelli also rail against the evils of fluoride in the water and how chemicals are impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids? Seems like that’d a tried and true and utterly unironic part of her shtick. In any case, she seems like she’d be a real hoot at parties - especially the Republican Party.
Ice cream, Mandrake. Children’s ice cream.
McConnell actually provides a pretty good template for the Democrats to use to make an attack against any Tea Party crazy. Focus on the crazy early on. “Chemtrails Kelly” is clever and memorable. Dems, take note.
“The East Coast Elites are sapping our precious bodily fluids.”