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âManly Firmnessâ
Does he also give his wife his Manly Firmness?
he didnât mean to
Gosh, this phrase has been getting a lot of play lately both here within TPM and on our tomato-stained national stageâŚThank God the whining is so very manly in nature, I couldnât take sissy whining or girlish whining.
âIt is just like going to war,â Moon said. âYou want a soldier to fight like a man. If a woman is in the trenches, you want them to fight like a man, too.â
Just stop, your attempt to explain is more insulting.
âManly firmnessâ reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the low talker, the puffy shirt and George working as a hand model.
âThe muscles⌠became so strained with⌠overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw.â
Another tea party chicken-hawk. Quoting the Foundling Fathers to hide his lack of anything remotely resembling the ability to serve as a lawmaker.
If his wife is named âFred,â he does.
I dunno. Fighting like a girl might be appropriate for close combat situations. Slapping, pinching, and pulling hair all require proximity to the target in question.
âManly firmness.â
You just know Moon is gayer than an interior decorator in San Francisco. Iâll bet he lives in a cold sweat every day of his life that someone might find out he trolls leatherbars in Iowa.
I have an idea that this Moon fellow is a Democratic plant ⌠and he is doing very, very well ⌠keep talking buddy!
Aw câmon. This has GOTTA be from The Onion.
Shorter Rep. Moon: âKeep your government hands off my Medicare Part D ⌠Iâm entitled to my ED prescription of choiceâ
That would be a sanded stick tied to his âmanly floppiness.â
Oh, my. All in one day: Manly firmness and verbal rape ⌠and the dude talking about the need to have soldiers fight like a man. LOL. Seriously, giggles, lol.
And then the girl can fight back like girls really do. The first time I had to fight off an importunate guy, at about age 14, I hauled off and socked him on the jaw with my fist. Got away from his manly firmness too, before he even got it out of its holster. Thatâs how effective girls fight. I admit that the result was probably shock from the fact that a little girl did that, but it still worked.
Really? A guy named âMoonâ is talking about âManly Firmnessâ? Are you sure the Daily Show writers didnât pay him to say this?
After all, he is trying to screw the uninsured.
Moon wanesâŚ
LOLâŚitâs just so absurd. Everyone knows that GOPers/Teatrolls have trouble experiencing manly firmness. Thatâs why their ranting sounds like what happens when you mix a handful of Cialis with Namenda and a quart of bourbon.
âIt is just like going to warâ
IndeedâŚjust. The world is a colorful hallucinatory cartoon to these fucking people.