Clue—> Get one! Seriously.
And stop flaunting your ignorance. Very “Palin-esque” of you.
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Until you drive out to The Woodlands or Sugarland.
Edit: Or go one mph over the speed limit driving through West U.
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Among the travesties with this ludicrous meme is that it now will be furthered along by the mainstream media to give it “legs”.
I think that post was sarcasm.
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Okay in The Dumbest Thing I Ever Heard contest, we have:
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Gov. Costello (AAAA-BOTTTTTTT!) ‘investigating’ the Army.
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Uncle Ben saying God helped him cheat on a chem exam.
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Cotton’s letter to Iran saying don’t trust that ni(CLANG!) while also telling them our Constitution works in a way that’s written nowhere in there.
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Wow – God condones cheating. Who knew?
So I guess that gets Tom Brady off the hook.
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Really. Deflated balls, lying under oath, Watergate, Vietnam.
With God it’s all good.
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And Molly Ivins. And Bill Moyers. And Jim Hightower. Don’t forget those guys!
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The second contest we need to have going is: "What State Have the Teabaggers Turned Into The Biggest American Laughinstock, And Why?"
You think you’re ashamed, I live in Arizona where shame knows no shame. When I visit relatives in the U.K., they say, “So you live in Arizona; isn’t it terribly hot there?” And I answer, "No, I live in the State of Shamizona, in Shameville, Shameface Co.; but it’s a stupid heat.
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In North Dakota we’re not quite sure what heat is but we think it’s what happens when ice melts.
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Don’t forget Bellaire. The ‘new’ West U.
Lived in Bellaire for many years-- till the red-brick Georgians started sprouting like weeds.
jw1
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Other than Mississippi.
They don’t count. They went pro decades ago.
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Stewart and Colbert are/were very good in this political clime.
But right now? Today?
I’d give anything to have Molly Ivins wit on-the-scene.
jw1
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Gov. McAuliffe just doesn’t understand what it’s like to be a southern Republican.
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Can you imagine the fun Molly would have with Cruz?
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“One of the dumbest…”
No, THE dumbest thing.
Moreover, let’s highlight the stupidity - folks like Ted Cruz are calling the Pentagon thinking they can get an answer about a secret plan.
And if you need some help, the Disney character Goofy is printed on my t-shirt asking, “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?”
So if you need more help - “Please tell me about the secret plan.”
Nothing could be more dumb than anyone who believes this nonsense or the people who are fomenting the possibility.
THE DUMBEST……because everything from Texas is big.
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Kansas. Though, to be fair, they were already considered a laughing stock. However, they just keep digging deeper.
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Possibly the best rant I’ve ever read and it’s about Texass:
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Don’t feel bad Fargo. My governor just dropped out of the Presidential race because his ballot proposal the day before fell totally flat with the public here…losing by 80% of the vote! You can’t exactly run on that as evidence of how great you are now, can you? And he actually thought he could’ve been a contender. Yep, its the politicians in our lovely States that are out to destroy us, not us common folk. They’ll get their comeuppance, eventually.
Snyder got his one way ticket to Palookaville…Ain’t it grand? Don’t worry, all those train derailments in your state…ND’s politicians will soon get what’s coming to them too…its what they’ve sown.
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