Welcome to the battle to unseat Trumpp.
“His dad cut sugar cane near Lake Okeechobee. Messam played for the Seminoles in the 1990s and starred in the 1996 Orange Bowl. Now 44, Messam”
The math don’t work.
Never mind I misread. I thought dad was in bowl game.
My cat is considering throwing her litterbox into the ring. A mouse in every bowl is going to be her platform.
I will donate $100 to the first candidate who can go 48 hours without tweeting.
His heart seems to be in the right place, but I’m afraid this falls into the “Florida Man…” category.
My husband and I have been together for 35 years so our relationship is old enough and is now running for president…
My other personality is running.
No, I’m not!
Yes, I am!
No!
Yes!
Wait, whose talking?
Need a bumper sticker:
Honk if you are a Democrat running for president.
Hey, we have Noise Abatement laws in my town!
There are something like 200 people running if you count everyone who has filed.
My exploratory committee hasn’t been heard from in a couple of weeks, so I’m not yet confident enough to file. I might have to send out another committee, to search for traces of the first committee.
Yes! Plus, I don’t want to have to read about his weekend jaunts to Miramar-a-Lago.