Discussion: Matt Whitaker's Wife Defends Him In Sarcasm-Laced Email To Slate

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when by all accounts, the investigation is wrapping up

Is that you Rudy?

Pretty weak sarcasm as well.

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Ok this is immature. So I’m immature!

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The closing on her email:

PS this is my work email and phone. Please do not use it in any ill manner. I like my job and I need to continue to earn a living, particularly in light of this shutdown. Thanks!

Oh woe! Matt didn’t get his paycheck! Poor poor pitiful you!

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wonders what she’ll say about this ? ? ……

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Guess if he’s not hobbling investigations the acting AG is considered inessential.

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Did Virginia Thomas ghost write this for her?

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Even the essential are not getting paid.

essential - work without pay
furloughed - no pay. on standby

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She sent that …stuff… from her work email!!!

Does she not have the brains god gave a soda cracker? Wait. Don’t answer that. She is (still) married to Whittaker after all.

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Big dick toilet sales must not be hitting revenue and unit projections.

Unit projections. Har.

let the pun fusillade begin.

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I know, what a hoot. I am sure her employer is discussing it with her shortly. Privilege knows no gender, as much as we’d like to focus on the “Male” part.

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“Whitaker’s wife…”

Wait a minute –

Someone actually thought that waking up next to Whitaker every day for the rest of their life was a great idea?

:confused:

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Bless her heart - and also her pea-pickin’ brain.

Please, no one tell her the truth about hubby-bubby. It could prove fetal!

Sorry, lady! Sorry about your hubby-bubby! He’s prolly a misunderstood super genius, not his fault he acts and looks like a moronic nitwit, and certainly no reflection on YOU, dearie!

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Marci Whitaker was just dumb enough to make herself a household name. Latest out on her…

  1. She’s a civil engineer. Marci has a Bachelor’s in Science from the University of Iowa and a Professional Engineer license in Iowa. She has worked for MC2H20 since 2011, a water treatment company.
  2. They are (Lutheran) Evangelicals.

The company seems just perfect (snicker):

Mc2: Home
https://www.mc2h2o.com/
Menu. Home; What We Do. Wastewater Process · Biosolids Processing / Handling · Anaerobic Digestion / Digester Gas · Municipal Drinking Water / Industrial …

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It’s a shitty job … but somebody’s gotta do it –

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She should lay some of those snarks on the Ethics officers who said that he should recuse himself only to be ignored.

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Why isn’t he furloughed?

And why is his wife responding to articles? It makes him look weak. Which seems to be a current trend in the Administration lately.

And does he really think shaving his head makes him look stoic and manly? And not just an animated bar of soap?

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She likes his tight end.

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OT, speaking of inessential personnel, the American delegation to Davos is cancelled, because they decided if they’re cancelling everything in petulant huffs they sorta gotta cancel this fun little junket too? Awwwww!!!

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May she made the decision before he gave up on HairClub for men.

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