He got creamed. Far out, man.
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) on Saturday officially became the first American victim of a British trend of dumping milkshakes on far-right figures.
The first of many.
He should be happy it was a milkshake.
Gaetz Milk?
An example of a war cream.
At a secret base in the isolated Orkney Islands, UK scientists are developing the deadly âtall boyâ and âgrand slamâ milkshakes, the so-called âearthquake shakesâ.
God, I do love this. People warming up for next year. Trump will announce that milkshake throwers are traitors, a disgrace, and should be imprisoned.
Heâs too busy holding on to another appendage.
Will the great âpaper of recordâ or other reporters call this out? Iâm not holding my breath. Or my tongue.
If he doesnât want people laughing after being on the receiving end of a coffee milkshake toss, perhaps he should not hold a town hall meeting in a place called the Brew Ha Ha
Ohhhh⌠the homogeneity !
In all seriousness, I have great respect for this trend. Good protest is disruptive.
Even if only at a symbolic level of embarrassing politicians, making them targets of mockery, and racking up a dry-cleaning bill, this sort of thing is way more effective than applying for a permit to walk around with signs.
The culprit should be subdued, arrested and brought to trial at the Häagen-Dazs!
Seeing that âFoggy Bottomâ is slowly backpedalling, you might have to change that to a mullah applauding.
He would have been ecstatic if it had been a bottle of Stolichnaya thrown his way.
âLactosing Intolerenceâ?
Lac-tossing