Discussion: Masturbating Passenger Forces Virgin America Flight To Land

“A psychiatric episode.” There it is.

Gee it’s only an hour flight - I guess he couldn’t wait. OMG. ROTFLMAO!!!

At least the situation didn’t get out of hand.

How can they call it a ‘premature’ landing… perhaps this gentleman only wanted to get to Nebraska and not all the way to SF? Isn’t it all a matter of perspective?

Then again, trying to pry open an emergency exit in the process is usually a game killer.

What a jerkoff!!!

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And I thought a crying baby on a flight is annoying.

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Made me laugh…Thanks.

It was Carl DeMaio giving some hands-on assistance to a staff member.

Irony isn’t dead after all.

His attorney claims there is no case: “It won’t stand up in court. . . . I predict a hung jury.”

For the passenger who tried to open the emergency door it was premature evacuation.

Boston police officers were aboard the flight and reportedly apprehended the man as the plane — bound for Los Angeles from Boston — made an unscheduled landing in Nebraska.

Ya gotta give a hand to these cops. I hope they beat off everybody from the plane to get cleaned up.