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Guess what, Americaās prison system is capitalist too. The judge should give him maximum time, in order to maximize the profits for prison investors. Not to minimize them or go half or go 70 percent but to go to 100 percent of the profit curve.
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Ahh, poor baby. Not!
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Even as we speak, the Wu Tang Clang is holding secret meetings to plan a dramatic prison-break by helicopter.
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Baby Trump
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Right next to Kevin Trudeau, right where he belongs.
See, it was only āPonzi-likeā because Ponzi used new investorsā money to pay old investors. But Shkreli used new investorsā money and old investorsā money, and just kept it for himself.
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Little weasel!
Throw the book at him!
Behold what unrestrained capitalism hath wrought. Trump calling the little capitalist a āspoiled bratā is high comedy indeed. The two feed at precisely the same trough.
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Noā¦Wu Tang is holding secret meetings with Bill Murray about how now is the perfect moment to steal their album back.
Now Shkreliās purchase of the Wu Tang Clan album makes perfect sense.
Sensing that prosecution was imminent, he bought it as his ace in the hole. He is going to use it to bargain with the prosecutors, threatening to release the tracks on the Internet if charges are not dropped.
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Iām sure thereās a Kardashian out there for the āmost eligible bastāI mean, bachelorā Shkreliā¦
With a face that punchable he should run for congress when he gets out.
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Thatās not really a ponzi scheme. Itās just embezzlement to pay off bad trades.
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And this guy made a FOIA request for a copy of the CD:
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That would be classic karma if it works. Thatās great.
Class warfare! Itās time for the Obamacrats oppression of hard-working job creators to end!
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He was released on $5 million in bail, secured by a bank account and guaranteed by his father and brother.
Wow!
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Karma is a bitch, but Shkreli? Prison bitch.