The jokes just write themselves.
My motto is, Never let the easy ones go by. Still, this is TOO easy.
In reality he probably hired him because of his criminality.
âI do think everybody has appreciated and enjoyed the fact that elections are decided and determined by the states and this should be a North Carolina issue.â
Everybody has appreciated it in the South since the end of Reconstruction at least, eh?
Mark Harris said he didnât know before Novemberâs election that âŚ
Harris said he didnât know that that evidence wasâŚ
A background check by Harrisâ political consultants missedâŚ
I did not know that match was burning when I threw it into that house I soaked with gasoline!
The GOP has absolutely no shame. They donât even bother to put effort in their lies: âI didnât know about all-them-thar-felonious behaviors going onâŚâ
Not believable. Simply rerun the bg checks and watch his history of illegality pop up. Willful ignorance is no excuse for the law, though because Harris is some kind of Xtian minister, it may simply be what he is used to 24/7.
âHarris said he decided he wanted Dowless on his 2018 team after noting Dowlessâ candidate â who was Harrisâ opponent â in the 2016 GOP primary got an incredible 98 percent of Bladen Countyâs absentee votes.â
98%? Thatâs right up there with Putinâs numbers, and Harris thought that was legit? Heh.
Well, I certainly hope his wife chooses the babysitters.
Heâs got to âfess up to being completely corrupt or a fool. Guess heâs going with the fool defense.
Letâs say something happens. Like my restaurant gets raided and it turns out, oops, I had a bunch of illegal Mexicans in the kitchen.
Does âI didnât knowâ get me off free, or totally free?
No he does
Gets them from Backpages and Craigslist
Harris said he decided he wanted Dowless on his 2018 team after noting Dowlessâ candidate â who was Harrisâ opponent â in the 2016 GOP primary got an incredible 98 percent of Bladen Countyâs absentee votes.
If you canât beat them, hire them.
Gotta hand it to Dowless, though ⌠the guy knows how to (illegally) get results.
When I read that that is just what I thought. Harris didnât think it was legal - he thought âI have to get me some of that.â
So heâs admitting that a whole lot of his votes were illegal. That sounds fine.
So the background check didnât include a google search? Even if Harrisâs excuse was true, which it isnât, it still shows monumental incompetence.
Please, please, please, Brer Fox. Please donât throw me in that briar patch. Oh please, oh please, oh please.
It can happen to anyone. I once hired mob goons to break the legs of people who owed me money. It turns out they were mob goons who had been previously convicted of extortion and assault. I was so embarrassed. Me and my customers had a big laugh about it when I introduced them to my new felony-free mob goons. Good criminals are hard to find these days.
âMcCready said if Harris knew Dowless was illegally handling potentially vulnerable ballots, the candidate should go to jail.ââŚand Harris trots out to call that an âoutlandish statementââŚWowâŚREAD ALL THE WORDS Mark and take some responsibility for who you hireâŚ