How about this one, Paul?
You’re fucked five ways from Sunday.
Try this, Paul…
Just about everything you’ve done in the past 25 years has been illegal. Fill in the fucking blanks yourself.
“We don’t even know WHICH illegal activity we need to be defending right now!”
“The defendant is left grasping for straws and depleting his limited resources,” the filing said.
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Mr. Mueller is dealing with your attorney, as we speak, Paul…
So are Manafort and his lawyers determined to piss the judge off as much as possible and to afford Bob Mueller as many laughs as possible?
Motion denied.
So ordered, this 6th day of April 2018
Someguy Smith
U.S. District Court Judge
Am I correct to assume that this is a stall tactic?
There are just too many to expect us to know which one Mueller is talking about here.
IANAL, but the only stall this tactic belongs in is in the men’s room. And be sure to turn on the fan, this one’s a doozy.
Soooo, he’s into that kinda stuff, is he? I suggest he get in touch with Sparky, and sign a contract where he’ll suffer all kinds of abuse.
“…the defendant is left gasping for straws…”
Dr. Freud is available. Call for appt.
“Your honor, the defendant has robbed so many banks that we can’t possibly plead his innocence unless you tell us which cities and which banks you’re talking about, and also the names and exact addresses of the witnesses. If it please the court.”
“Don Oleg–er–my client needs to know who ratted on him–er–who is singing–er–who is accusing him of committing illegal acts to ensure that the proper punishments–er–measures–er–precautions are taken, your honor.”
This reminds me of an absolutely true story. It happened in the late 70s and was told to me by one of the arresting officers.
A passerby sees a man grabbing a nine-year old girl from a sidewalk and pulling her into his van.
The witness starts chasing the van. The driver stops, panicked, releases the girl and speeds away. The girl is extremely lucky. Two weeks earlier, in a nearby town, an eight-year-old girl was kidnapped and murdered, and the perpetrator was still at large.
The witness calls the police and describes the suspect and the vehicle. They quickly spot him, and pull him over after a brief chase.
They pull him out of the van, handcuff him, and tell him: “You’re under arrest on suspicion of kidnapping.”
And the suspect says: “Which one?”
When everybody in the room says you’re drunk, sit down.
hahahaha yeah. I believe it.
I really wonder if Manafort has made one legitimate dollar -sorry, ruble -in his life. He’s nothing more than a high-level gangster. And gangsters tend to die in prison or violently or both.
Don’t trial rules require that the prosecution share this kind of stuff with the defendant?
Not the names of the anonymous sources, but certainly the details of the allegedly false statements, etc?