Joshua Witt, clearly not the sharpest knife in the rack.
Trump: He is White. No need to further persecute him.
ââŚadmitted to accidentally cutting himself with the knife while parked in his car in front of the sporting goods storeâŚâ
How did this idiot get in the Navy? He is clearly a candidate for the 2017 Darwin Award.
No, he is the tip of the spear!
âWhere he was confronted with the all the information listed above, Mr. Witt subsequently admitted to accidentally cutting himself with the knife while parked in his car in front of the sporting goods store and admitted making up the story about being attacked,â Sheridan police said in their statement.
It's too bad he hadn't purchased a gun.This reminds me of the classic âbackwards B carved into the faceâ incident of 2008:
Quote from the article:
Police suspected all along that Todd might not be telling the truth, starting with the fact that the âBâ was backward, Bryant said.
âWe have robbers here in Pittsburgh, but they donât generally mutilate someoneâs face like that,â Bryant said. âThey just take the money and run.â
Too bad he didnât have a rodent infestation at his home and was out purchasing rat poison.
âGee, who should I blame this on? Antifa or Black Lives Matter? Oh, tell me, Magic Eight Ball!â
Witt demonstrates his propensity to be a liar just like his mentor Donald Trump.
When the neo-Nazis send their people, they are not sending their best and brightest.
Paul Harvey: ââŚand that spunky little girl Ashley Todd grew up to beâŚKellyanne Conway! And now you know the rest of the story. Good Day!â
The tradition lives!
No wonder they think everything that is disconfirmatory is the result of a Soros Deep State false flag operation.
The derp is strong in that one, little Padawan.
And I can see super-genius member of the master race Joshua Witt, like dear Ashley, carving a backwards âAâ - for Antifa - into his forehead, not realizing, of course, that it looks the same both ways in the mirror.
Seems like it might be an alcohol related incident to me.
This shows, though, just how thoroughly the âeveryone (except trump) hates neonazisâ meme has penetrated the national consciousness. Itâs not so much like the âBâ self-mutilation as it is like the various murders committed by white people and then blamed on a scary unknown black assailant.
Who is stupid enough to cut their hand on a new knife by accident, and then, instead of getting a bandaid or getting it stitched up, thinks âwait, first Iâll blame this publicly on the antifascist leftâ?
Any bets on whether this dipshit is a Gooper??
No? Nobody willing to take that bet??? Wonder whyâŚ
Fucker should be drummed out of the Navy.
We donât need dishonorable liars who file false criminal reports in the service.
Once again, a white supremacist comes forward to prove that heâs supreme only in being supremely asinine.
This is nothing new. The real FAKE NEWS is everythign the white nationalist propaganda machine is inventing about Antifa:
Moreover, in the neverending quest for establishing the false equivalencies that do nothing but serve the interests of the far right, please be VERY aware of this dangerous idiot-trap:
In that contest, compliance with their demands that the left/liberals/Dems âneed to denounce AntiFaâ, you should tell them to go fuck themselves because doing so IN THAT CONTEXT is an admission of ownership. The entire narrative that Dems/liberals âneed to denounce AntiFaâ is designed to first imply that we donât denounce that behavior and then, by actually going through with denouncing them when confronted by someone yelling âyou need to denounce them!!!â, make the liberal/Dem being confronted in such a manner take ownership of AntiFaâs existence and behavior. Itâs the same game they are playing with blabbering about an âalt-leftâ that DOES NOT EXIST. Creation of a self-named âalt-rightâ that panders to neo-nazis and white nationalists does not automatically, magically birth an âalt-leftâ at the other end of the spectrumâŚnor does the existence of a rapidly growing and re-invigorated white nationalist and neo-nazi movement in this country automatically, magically birth an equally abhorrent, equally violent, equally unacceptable counter-movement.
It needs to be called out. There is absolutely no analogy to be drawn with the manner in which Trump and the GOP have spent DECADES encouraging the continued existence and then rise of neo-nazi white nationalist nonsense in this country. NONE. There is no counterpart on the liberal side for the Southern StrategyâŚor the kind of code-speaking dog-whistling bullshit theyâve been spewing for decadesâŚthat connects the âleftâ to AntiFa or establishes a case for arguing that the âleftâ now owns it. Moreover, thereâs simply no equating neo-nazi white nationalists with AntiFa in the first place. They simply arenât the same or âdifferent sides of the same coinâ etc., no matter how hard the Faux News, Breitbart, et al, white nationalist propaganda machine is pushing that nonenseâŚor how poorly the rest of the MSM is doing in pointing out its mendacity.
As I understand it (and feel free to correct me if Iâm wrong), AntiFa protests people on all sides and from both parties. They show up at both partiesâ conventions. They fucking HATED Hillary Clinton and view the Dem establishment as just as much to blame for our country being mired in plutocracy/oligarchy as the GOP. The fucking media needs to address this line of propaganda, because ignoring it as âsillyâ or not worth paying attention to is precisely what leads to it spreading and taking rootâŚand it already is, as those fake fucking stories above are being cited all over the place as truth.