As Michael Cohen checks his back pocket…
I haven’t been to a strip club in decades, but this is just the sort of crap these women deal with–all the time.
He was drunk and could not get a 10 out of his wallet.
Being a gentleman, and knowing Stormy is honest,he trusted her to take the 10 and return his wallet.
I trust the bouncers dealt appropriately with the wallet-thrower.
Her response, or lack thereof, was wholly appropriate leaving him to look like the asshole he is.
Was he fat and orangish with bad skin and stupid looking hair?
That probably describes two-thirds of the patrons there. Can you be more specific?
She should thank the guy, she will need many wallets to store all the money she is getting from Trump.
Did he have a security detail with him that was a little smaller than the security detail surrounding Scott Pruitt?
Speaking of which, Scott Pruitt has not been caught with a new scandal for about 3 days now. He must be trapped in his cone of silence.
I was going to say I hope Stormy kept the wallet, but then I considered, what would she do with eleven bucks, fifteen losing lottery tickets, and a condom that expired in 2005?
Hey, Stormy’s now part of the elite and undoubtedly disrespecting that loyal patron. Let’s send out a team of reporters to interview him so we can feel his pain.
Appearing tomorrow on https://bend.craigslist.org/d/lost-found/search/laf :
FOUND: On the stage at Stars Cabaret. Men’s wallet. Contents include: photo of man posing with arm around a woman; Oregon DL, matches the man in photo; second photo of younger woman, phone number on back with message "call when you think it will stay up; Visa card number 2164 8445 8034 6907, three digit code on back is 727; folded brochure on NeoGraft Hair Restoration at Bend Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery.
He probably doesn’t even carry a wallet, always expecting someone else to pick up the tab. “Sorry, my money’s tied up in wealth.”
Only thing he can throw is a fit.
And he does it frequently.
I even heard it in his voice or Stephen Colbert’s interpretation of his voice. That is so perfect! And so so funny.
Seth Meyers also mocks him quite well.
a man threw a wallet at her face.
I can’t believe noone has yet asked the most — the only — pertinent question: Did she keep it?
If so, that “patron” is going to feel pretty fucking stupid once he realizes a great deal of the documentation of his life was in there. Then again, that would mean he’d get dumber, which may not be possible.
Nevermind.
I believe you - I haven’t heard him do it, though.
He should have thrown it at Trump. He’s the one who needs the money.