⌠but was he carrying a false flag?
Please, if you have a family member whoâs unstable, limit that personâs TV watching and monitor him or her for signs of obsessive thinking.
Was he trying to reach Ivanka or the First Lady, Melania? I know sometimes people are confused about their roles, but the story is a little unclear. Perhaps the mentally unstable guy was a bit confused, too.
One can tell that this man is almost as delusional as Donald Trump himself, since anyone with half a brain knows that not even a Ginzu steak knife can penetrate all of the silicone in Ivankadonkâs body.
Maybe he should have tried the nearest German embassy?
Man Armed With Knives Attempts To Reach Ivanka In Trump Tower.
I canât even begin. Iâve several âwitty remarksâ I could make, but Iâm afraid theyâd be terribly insensitive. Iâm biting my tongue.
Addendum. I see @dommyluc, above has read my mind.
I hear you. Canât tell you how often I have started a sarky remark, then rethought it and deleted it.
Although, I really wonder why I bother. The entire Drumpfie clan operates under stream-of-(semi)consciousness communication and hold back at nothing. Except, I suppose, I really donât want to sink down to their level.
(And anyhow, WTF is Jarvanka doing at the G20 â wasnât the last attempt at something like this a big fat flop??)
Ibonkyaâs plastic surgeon does house calls âŚ
And this is why we need regulations ensuring parity for mental health treatment.
(Note also that this guy lived in a jurisdiction where guns are not easily and legally available, thus avoiding many collateral casualties.)
Maybe Trumpâs got a jealous lover? Hey, remember Trumpâs RazorâŚ
Just think of what the rest of us all missed⌠câmon Primers, donât be shy⌠spontanaeity is almost ALWAYS honest⌠and funny, too.
This story is not about Donald Trump.
Be careful you donât cut your mouth.
The human tongue is the only weapon that grow sharper with use.
Weâve landed in Germany and are looking forward to productive discussions at the G20 Hamburg Summit!
Um, I know itâs not the focus of the story, but why in the ever-loving fuck is Ivanka in Hamburg having discussions at the G20 Summit? Whatâs next â is Trump going to send Barron to do the advance diplomacy for the next NATO conference?
My laugh of the morning, Ivanka at the G20 and having âdiscussionsâ no less.
OMG, Captain Clowncar and Princess IrulanâŚaaiiiieeeee!
In addition to the knives and the vest, he had a fake ID and a weighted sock on him. Police said Benitez was emotionally disturbed and he was brought to a hospital for treatment.
Put on a $5000 suit and have that fake ID read "Boris Yasamov" and you're in like Flynn.Sheâs locking down trademark rights with various Ministers of Trade.
Doesnât Ivanka sell sock weapons weighted with 14k gold?
Nothing in the cited article about âfirst ladyâ or Melania. Hello TPM, this is your mistake.