Discussion: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself And Friend When Trying To Unjam Gun

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i figured mother nature would step in sooner or later and start thinning the herd of morons

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WooHoo

a Two-fer !

Now THAT’s being fiscally conservative.

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DarWinning!

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Just think how many would perish from a jammed Uzi!!!

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Don’t ya just love irony?

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A witness quoted by the Sentinel called it “just a case of stupidity.”

At least one person there had sense.

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Good shootin’ partner. How many people you know can hit two people with one round. He will probably get hired as a range officer at Burgers and Bullets.

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All I can say is 2 NRA gun nuts got what they deserved HA HA Haaaaaaaa

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A witness quoted by the Sentinel called it “just a case of stupidity.”

Or as we write in journalese, an accident.

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The NRA has influenced enough lawmakers that such a list will never happen, to prevent UN stormtroopers from rappelling down from the sky in their stealthy, black helicopters, seizing the weapons and rendering the startled American patriots to detention camps in Darfur.

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“Shoot Straight” ?

vs

Shoot Gay?

Hmmmmmmmm

double - entendre AND Freudian.

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These stories are so drearily similar, I know generally how they will turn out, and  today I have ten other things to do, but I go ahead and look anyway. Sort of like looking at a crash on the freeway. Horrifying & fascinating at the same time.

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When two stupid guys have guns, all bets are of.

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It is no reflection of the shooter’s marksman ability that he shot off his finger and plugged his friend. Guns get frustrated waiting for a bogyman to come by and go off all by themselves. Or so I hear about ten times a week…

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He thought Shoot Straight meant gays were not allowed.

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If only Darwin could see it.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6515411968/h859B9D67/

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Shoot Straight?

Is this what you do if you can’t pray the gay away?

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Ha, what kind of friend would he be if he wouldn’t take a bullet for you, oh wait this was a bullet FROM you. That’s a little different.

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Another good guy with a gun.

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They just released the names of the two men, Dumb and Dumber