Discussion: Major Leadership Change At The Conservative Club For Growth

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What can this mean I wonder? Are we soon to learn that Chris Chocola had sexual relations with a turnip?

Remember…you heard it here first!

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Better headline: Chris Chocola is down for the count at the Club for Growth

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Chris Chocola ate a turnip.

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Derpy von Derpenstein replaced by Derp Derppityderp, over at the Club for Derp.

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I live in SE Michigan. Poor Northern Michigan.

Are their any indictments planned for the Club for Growth by any chance?

These jackholes were around long before the Tea Party. It’s a Stephen Moore originated anti-tax anti-regulation PAC

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Now now - there’s a least a few rational alternatives to deducing the relations were with a TURNIP. I can think of, oh, 2, maybe 3 right off the top of my head –

cabbage, obviously, and spinach - mmmmaybe artichoke, which, sure, most folks will anticipate can’t possibly ever end well; but, we’re talking Chris Chocola here, so we have to respect that he’s capable of trying it on.

Count Chocola has exactly how many accomplishments regarding growth? Um…waiting for it, um…

Count Chocula revealed:
“I’ve recently moved to northern Michigan-- to be nearer the General Mills plant. And the Royal Family.”

jw1

ah Northern Michigan, a land unfettered by interwebs and twitterdom (or land lines apparently) for those that want to get away while the going is good

Slightly off topic, but am I the only one that always is reminded of the statement “Beatings will continue until morale improves” when I hear the name “Club for Growth”?

Nah. I get a penile- or hair plug-implant infomercial vibe.

jw1