Probably because he’s too fat to climb a ladder. So he assumes anyone else would just turn around if they saw a wall.
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LePage figures if the gated and walled off communities have kept those neighborhoods free of minorities, why not a wall along the border. A utopian America for many conservatives would be walled off towns, villages and cities.
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The Great Wall of China was built over centuries. The Ming wall was built by tyrants who spent their subjects lives like water and emptied their treasuries to build a fortification of questionable value given the number of men it took to defend it. I can see how that would appeal to someone like LaPage, however.
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I guess he’s never seen Mulan.
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Easier way to control the borders? Put Christy in charge of the bridges.
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When Gov Lepage was reminded that the Great Wall of China did not prevent the Rape of Nanking, he said he sympathized deeply with Nan and the entire King family.
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The man is as tone deaf as anyone in the Tea Party. Honestly – his ancestors came from Up North. So did his damned opponent.
LePage. Michaud. For God’s sake – break out the poutine and tap (what’s left of) the maple syrup strategic reserve.
Incidentally, I’ve wondered if LePage is a true American. Or if he is an actual human being and not a creature from a distant planet. Hence – M. LePage: donnez-nous votre certificat de naissance, s’il vous plait!
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Le Page just gets stoopider and stoopider.
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I KNEW I’d seen him somewhere before!
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Calves the size of Kamloops!
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Incidentally, building a wall between Maine and Quebec / New Brunswick would not only mess with the price of maple syrup (and, thus, maple-bacon donuts), but will interfere with Canada’s long awaited plans to mass-market curling, amateur Celtic fiddling and GreenGablesCon to the people of northern New England.
All of which is to our detriment, naturally.
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That was only during Prohibition when they were trying to smuggle Labatt’s into Detroit.
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Maybe LePage could hire some illegal immigrants? Or prisoners?
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Poutine smugglers will prosper tho.
Hoser!
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< ACK > heart attack
I’ve never had it…and I have eaten many things… but, is it homemade gravy or some shit? I guess that is the defining thing…
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Kinda like the Krauts with the Maginot Line…
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I thought China built the wall to keep people like LePage out.
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It’s why people like LePage are shaped like pears.
Building a wall with slave labor sure would solve the problem of having to raise taxes. Maybe he’ll suggest running all government functions that way.
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