Discussion: MAGA Mail Bomb Suspect Expected To Plead Guilty Next Week

Before we pile on, we must keep in mind there are also good pipe bomb mailers.

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Ah yes, making America great again, one pipe bomb at a time.

Just what we need . . .

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“Authorities say he targeted numerous Democrats, critics of the Republican president, and CNN…”

Clearly, another clever leftist in disguise, out to smear his GOP enemies.

Wake up, Sheeple!

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There are some good pipe bombers.

“Florida Man!” Slainte!

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This motherfucker caused (heavily Democatic) ballots in a Florida post office to be held up and not be counted, which helped throw the Florida Gubernatorial and Senate races to the Repugs.

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For parallelism.

He can plead, but there’s no reason to bargain with him. What the hell lesser included does he deserve to plead to? He sent a bomb to a former president, for fuck’s sake, not to mention fifteen other people.

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How much did the additional security measures at the Opa-locka mail facility contribute to Florida’s lost mailin ballot shambles?

Throw the book at him and make him eat it.

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No worries. President Trump says the white nationalist movement is composed of people with small hands. At least I’m pretty sure that’s what he said…

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I call them MAG’ats, a contraction of MAGA and hat, pronounced “maggots.”

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If he was part of a conspiracy and will provide evidence on people that set him out to do this, then there may be something to bargain.

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Can’t recall - how long did it take to track this guy down? A couple of days? Wile E PipeBomber, Super Genius.

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Not my intent to be glib or disrespectful to the victims of these crimes but is there any irony in the observation that these perps " all look alike" and they are all mentally troubled with access to efficient deadly weapons?

At the least it will save the state some money. Trials are expensive. He may have had help (probably, he doesn’t seem too bright) and will need to help investigators for his plea to be accepted by the court.

He should show up in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank, wearing an ostrich shin jacket. Otherwise he might get some serious time.

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I’m sure the judge will give due consideration to his otherwise blameless life.

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Any terrorism charges for this guy? Somehow when the perp is white they say terrorism laws don’t apply.