Discussion: Louie Gohmert Finds Way To Connect 'Selma' To The Fight Against Al-Qeada

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And why not help the Egyptians? After all, the government didnā€™t see a problem allowing the U.S. military to create the Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty in order to enlist the Autobots to help defeat the Decepticons. Could you imagine what would happen if they got a hold of the AllSpark?

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Does Louie realize that MLK,Jr was b-l-a-c-k?

And slept with b-l-a-ck women

and sired b-l-a-c-k children?

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I need for people whose modern positions align themselves with George Wallace and Barry Goldwater to stop wearing the legacy of the Civil Rights era as a mask.

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Louie Gohmert: Stupidity, on full display.

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And of course thereā€™s also Benghazi, which is between Selma & Egyptā€¦

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The scariest thing about this yapping piece of shit? The voters in his district.

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They donā€™t want him running about, scaring people. By electing him to Congress, they always know where their village idiot is ā€“ 1,600 miles away.

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Back when I was growing up, the Louie Gohmerts of the world were pretty much thought of as harmless cranks and wackjobs to be tolerated and ignored by the folks in town. Now they get elected to Congress. Not good.

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Louie has also thought of invoking the names of other famous people as fellow Islamophobes, including:

Pope John Paul II
Rosa Parks
Mother Theresa
Mahatma Gandhi
Coretta Scott King
Eleanor Roosevelt
That Lady on the Bridge Played by Oprah But Louie Canā€™t Remember Her Name. Her, too.

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Does anyone know if Louie has ever really read a news article, or stayed awake through a briefing?

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Louie needs to drop all the pretense and just put on the brown shirt already.
Iā€™m sure he already wears the boots.

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Louie Gohmert, the go-to-guy for entertainment. He only managed to link Selma and al Qaida? Whyā€™d he forget Benghazi?

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But now the village idiot participates in making laws and thatā€™s not a good thing long term.

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There are days when it seems like Jim Inhofe is the most moronic member of Congress. Other days it seems like Issa. Itā€™s often Ted Cruz.

Then Louie opens his cakehole and it all comes out like a firehouse of stupid.

Never change who you are, Louie. Just please change your job. You would be my favorite bagger at Publix.

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Heā€™s working on linking Benghazi to Birdman. Heā€™ll have them all done in time for the Oscars.

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Louie Gohmert connected Selma to Al-Qeada;
maybe someday he will disconnect his head from his ass.

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ā€œThe military leaders are saying, ā€˜Does your President not understand that we use those Apache helicopters to keep the Suez Canal open?ā€™ Does he want a tragedy at the Suez Canal?ā€ Gohmert said.

No Louie. The U.S. fleet keeps it open on both ends.

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Pivot immediately to Cuba and heā€™d be railing against the tyranny of dictators. Howl on, monkey brains, howl onā€¦

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Louie has been upset since he lost that job with the organ grinder,