Careful, Mr. Cohen, the water in the Kettle of Trump Investigations is boiling. Now that it is out that you were part of the secret negotiations from Trump Tower Moscow, you could easily be tossed into said kettle for a good old fashioned boil in the service of Trump.
He seems nice:
The Daily Beast’s Tim Mak and Brandy Zadrozny reported Monday night on decades-old comments from Ivana. She had used the word “rape” to describe an encounter between the two during a deposition in their divorce case.
From there, Cohen threatened the reporters with legal action:
“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?”
“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word rape, and I’m going to mess your life up … for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet … you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” he added…
“Though there’s many literal senses to the word, if you distort it, and you put Mr. Trump’s name there onto it, rest assured, you will suffer the consequences. So you do whatever you want. You want to ruin your life at the age of 20? You do that, and I’ll be happy to serve it right up to you,” he added.
Hey, what’s Cohen on? Really, what’s he on?
What’s he on? From Long Island, little dick, could only get in to the worst law school in the nation, works for Trump, fer chrissakes…
Why is the meeting behind closed doors? And will Cohen be under oath? (Not that that would prevent him from lying.)
I’m curious if the failure to administer an oath to a witness in a Congressional hearing frees them of perjury charges should they lie.
Others have posted here that it does not. Does anyone think that Cohen would tell the truth even if he was sworn? He’s scum, like the man he works for.
Cohen = Cohn with an extra vowel.
It is illegal to lie to Congress. Moreover, there is usually an FBI agent present and it’s illegal to lie to them as well. Thus, any lying is indeed prosecutable.
Fun Fact: Immediately after Uday met with investigators Sen. Chris Coons sent out the relevant statute. Warning shot!
Of course this is of no concern if you have a promised pardon in your future.
He’s on edge.
'Cause he’s smelling bad things in the wind. Probably wondering if orange is a good color for him…
Had missed the tidbit about the statute. Thanks for pointing it out!
The meteorological term for when the wind is blowing in Cockholster’s face is “on-whore wind.”