Now witness the POWER of this fully operational Particle Collider… As it obliterates this Weasel.
Hummm! Smoked weasel! A real delicacy in TN for white trailer trash living in single wides!
Bawahahaha!
At least it wasn’t that wascally wabbit!
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did they name it Ted Cruz RiP? or Carley if was female?
Hey if it had orange hair, maybe it was a Trump progeny? Just askin’…
All that remained of the weasel was the tiny sweater he bought in Brussels that read, “Make The EU Great Again.”
"One wittle weasel …
Best Band Name Evah!
“Let’s hear it for Lone Weasel!!”
“Lone Weasel Brings Down World’s Largest Particle Collider.”
“And we didn’t even get a chance to thank him.”
No greater love hath a weasel that he gives up his life for his friends. Biblical.
Lone Weasel Brings Down World’s Largest Particle Collider
So who was the smart guy who gave Scott Walker security clearance to the facility?
Effing weasel.
jw1
I told them that those thermal exhaust ports leading directly to the reactor core were going to be a problem.
Lone Weasel. Is that the name of the latest superhero?
Lone Weasel Brings Down World’s Largest Particle Collider
Is Ted Cruz back to his filibustering, government shutdown ways?
If they hadn’t shut down we might have been reading about Weasel Zappa.
They’re lying!!! They’ve achieved a triumph!!! They’ve managed to split the weasel!
Marsollier says Friday that the weasel died — and little remains of it.
Oh, sure. We know that what really happened is that the collider inadvertently opened a worm hole, and the weasel has been whisked away to a parallel universe. And now time is flowing backwards, and threatens to consume everything we can see.
The LHC was sabotaged by a bird dropping a baguette into it too back in 2009 or so just before it started operations. Kind of weird. There was a theory that we could be tapping into some physics that resists existence (e.g. the appearance of a particle or event) from the future by sabotaging events in the past that would cause it to exist. Seems like a crackpot theory but the more random sabotages occur the more interesting that idea becomes.
Did anyone hear a pop?