Iâm not sure Trump wouldnât maul HM like he mauled Mme Macron.
Red? How gauche, it must be golden, for his Royal ArsenessâŚ
Heâs not visiting any time soon, and if May gets taken out in a leadership spill he wonât even be allowed in the country to see his golf course(s).
Iâd be in favor of rolling Trump up in a carpet, of whatever color.
I certainly understand Mayor Khanâs position. Were I a Brit I wouldnât want our whack-job âpresidentâ anywhere near the UK.
On the other hand, a side of me says, "Invite him in . . . .AND KEEP HIM . . .PERMANENTLY . . .preferably in solitary confinement with lots of mirrors."
Now, instead of a carriage ride,Trumpâs demanding the mayor fly him around London on the red carpet.
Iâm sure, Please do not roll out anything but protesters.
Oh, by all means, Pimp Pomp and Circumstance. âDonald, some of the leprosy and typhoid germs on this historic red carpet are hundreds of years old! And still as deadly as ever. Itâs OK, as a strong Christian you can be assured the good lord will hava a way of shutting them down! Oh, and ignore the dust.â
Ya think, Mr. Mayor? I say a tangerine colored carpet if youâre desperate. Otherwise, just throw shoes. That worked out well for W. when he went to Iraq for his visit. Suggest some Ivanka pumps with stiletto heels this time though.
Someone should tell Khan that having Michael Cohen banging on your door at 3AM isnât a pleasant experience.
Iâm sure youâre right. It pains me as an American to say that but I really need Europe to protect its flankâŚ
Trump wants a red carpet? Here it isâŚ
and in other UK newsâŚ
I realize the leaders of the UK and US have legitimate issues to discuss and that would mean one or the other would travel. But that in no way obligates the citizens to cheer. Iâd love to see the Brits apply their humour to an anti-Trump rally.
Sheâd pull a pistol out of her handbag and shoot him.
Is the Tower available? Executive Suite?
A full sized version? You mean a rat trap? Yeah, that would work.