Jeff Dunham is the entertainment one night at CPAC.
Republican humor is some weird shit.
Message Caitlin MacNeal and TPM in general: Stop running CPAC stories as if there’s nothing else in the world going on
So Ukraine…
We sure they weren’t talking about Hamhock? Kellyanne?
Please proceed, Mr. Mueller.
So Rubio getting humiliated on CNN by young people from FL, so trumPP making $6 million from a hotel deal in MS, so how the NRA keeps the ATF in check, or Mel’s parents and their dubious citizenship status. Then on to Ukraine.
Message littlegirlblue? Feel free to start your own blog. Nobody is stopping you…
Fuck, they really are desperate, aren’t they?
And Ben Shapiro is a shining light at CPAC. Ben is almost as smart as Tomi Lahren. Almost.
Downright Pavlovian isn’t it?
Well, after all, they couldn’t get Senor Wences. He’s dead. And Yakov Smirnoff sure as hell ain’t gonna leave that sweet gig in Branson, MO. even for one fucking night!
This is very, very good news for John McCain!
If you promise to read it, I’ll start a blog.
The Republicans in general and CPAC in particular have become such a joke it’s hard to give a shit about anything they do.
Infantile.
From a sociological standpoint, I find the right fascinating. They so desperately need an enemy to attack, but “the left” isn’t good enough; they want a villain with a face, a person they can blame everything on, focus all their hatred on. Even someone who is no longer a candidate for office and isn’t even part of the national conversation. It’s kind of amazing how this mentality can be simultaneously frightening and pathetic.
And speaking of the aforementioned shining light of conservatism and working girl at the brothel of FoxNews Tomi Lahren:
CRISIS ACTOR EXPOSED: Why is @FoxNews paying a fake victim? #TammyMustGo pic.twitter.com/nVjhXAdwMC
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 22, 2018
So long as you promise not to run banner ads telling me how there’s no damn way I’m gonna believe what Kristy McNichol looks like today!
I was referring to the story in the Atlantic about Manafort’s client, the Russian backed dictator elected in Ukraine who had his female opponent arrested, she was in jail two years until his dirty ass got tossed out and he ran back to Moscow. The “Lock her up” meme came from there.
If you haven’t read it, you might check it out:
I won’t direct you to L.L. Bean’s house slipper ads either.