Discussion: Listen: Michael Cohen Threatens Reporter With Lawsuit In 2015

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Such filthy language.

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Not listening. Bad enough I have to know he exists.

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“You cannot rape your spouse.”

This statement is, by far, the most chilling thing that Cohen says on the tape.

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This is why I don’t feel the least bit sorry for these assholes. They’re the biggest bullies, but when the light turns on them they turn into pansies and ‘this is so unfair’.

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“Listen, I’ve got a bone
To pick with your client Mike Cohen
I ask for my paper
did he really rape her?
And how long have you both known?”

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Illegal in NY since 1984. They apparently didn’t cover that at Cooley.

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This is why Turmp is so enraged and confused. This is what he thinks the law is and how it works. The law is a cudgel that strong, tough, smart, powerful people use to harm their enemies and that their enemies, pathetic though they may be, use to try to harm them. The law is a cudgel used to inflict pain and misery on those who have slighted or harmed you, or who just have something you want. The law is what strong people call keeping the little people in their place.

The idea of “rule of law” is alien to them, unfathomable, at best a hypocrisy that smart, tough, strong people use when using the law as a cudgel.

Actual rule of law and accountability do not exist. If something that looks like that is happening to them, it’s the result of their enemies using the law as a cudgel to harm them.

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wonder if Avenatti’s got recordings of Cohen calling Bauer Pub and Stormy’s agent in 2011 with threats

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And yet somehow I’ve read more than once in various outlets about this situation where Donald raped his wife and I haven’t heard about any of those outlets being destroyed utterly. Like it was just bluster or something. Like there was never a $500 million lawsuit or any of the stuff he said. I really only see one person whose life is ruined, who’s in more trouble than he’ll ever get out from under, and funnily enough it’s not Tim Mak.

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Like a scene from a bad mobster movie.

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This is exactly what I pictured every Michael Cohen convo to be like.

He’s just a dumb thug and a bully. Gotta punch him out with some indictments and dare Trump to pardon him…oh yeah…that’s right…Taxi King gonna give some juicy stuff for NYS AG’s office to nail his ass to the wall. There are so many potential charges against Cohen that SDNY and NYS AG could draw straws for each potential charge.

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How could such a nice man be accused of shaking down Ukraine, Novartis, AT&T, etc., and be suspected of having mob associates?

It’s like he stepped out of Central mob casting. The kind of character who gets shivved during the opening credits.

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Well, there’s only one word I can think of to describe Michael Cohen:

(Too soon?)

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…that’s been running at theaters near you since noon EST on 1/20/2017.

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Totally OT, included here instead of a direct message to @mattinpa because TPM commenters are curious about the world and might find this interesting.

A few days back, @mattinpa wondered how humans have retained a tendency to have allergic reactions, as they would seem to be a maladaptive trait that evolution would try to weed [no pun intended, nor left unremarked] out.

This morning, I learned that the problem might be that @mattinpa’s ancestors had a thing for Neanderthal nookie. And the fix for his descendants might be to get frisky with more Africans (Afrikaaners won’t do the job, though). https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/evolution/early-humans-mated-inbred-neanderthals-a-cost.htm <— play the 90-second video for the specific references to allergies.

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Is it just me or is threatening a journalist while he’s recording the conversation a very dumb thing to do. Even the worst law school in America should have taught him that little.

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He graduated near the bottom of his class…at one of, if not the worst law school in the country. But he knows how to be a bully. Which actually is not a requirement of being a lawyer.

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a Bottom feeder that Trump Describes as one of the
“best people”. do his supporters understand Alice in Wonderland. lol. thats where were are now in America. Times Up

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Ya know, Samantha Bee might be a wee bit of a potty-mouth, but, I’m sorry, she’s never, ever going to make it as a thug.

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