ROTFLMAO reading comments on right wing blogs. “Another liberal is out of the race”???
What planet are these insane nuts on???
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His Friday nights are now free…ladies?
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Cable media’s all over this stunning, breaking snooze…I’m ankle-deep in fluff Lindsey could better utilize in a killer boa.
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If a GOP presidential candidate drops out of a race, but there was nobody there who was going to vote for him…was he ever really in it?
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First Huck to go. When will the other one?
Things just got a little less sassier.
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It’s Lindsaay and I heard he was going back to Disco. Or was it Funk?
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Lindsey Graham is abandoning his Presidential aspirations in favor of reprising a new rendition of his starring role in "Petticoat Junction."
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Lindsey will be available to the networks for horrified, eye-popping cut-away shots with a folding paper fan during Donald’s convention acceptance speech…
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Perhaps it’s worth noting that only the experienced politicians are quitters so far.
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I will not suspend my contempt for this knucklehead.
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Adios amigo.
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Bro with no ho’s gotta go.
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I wonder just exactly how Graham ever came to the conclusion he had even the tiniest chance of getting the nomination in the first place. Of course, you can also wonder the same thing about Carson, Pataki, Jindal, Gilmore, Fiorina, Santorum, Huckabee, and Paul.
Is it solely a canny recognition that the GOP base is endlessly gullible, and therefore the grifting opportunities are simply too abundant to pass up?
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I for one am going to miss the possibility of a rotating first lady. It would’ve been a first. P.S. Are Fridays ladies’ nights at the bathhouses?
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…Whew! That narrowed the field a lot!
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Couldn’t Lindsay have fulfilled both roles?
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I’m going to apply Oil of Olay in his honor.
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Guess all those ladies who were applying for the rotating First Lady position can put their dreams away.
Sadly, however, Graham dropping out means that the mean intelligence and integrity level of the GOP field has dropped precipitously. Considering how dim he can sound when talking about foreign policy, that’s saying something.
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As much as I disagree with Lindsay Graham on nearly every issue, he is clearly a reasonably smart guy, and I at least enjoyed the reaction of horror he displayed at Donald Trump. I guess he thought acting like an adult with experience in the Senate working with the other party, and articulating one’s sober vision (however wrong) would attract voters looking for something other than a flea circus. He was wrong.
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