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I guess calling your phone company and getting a new phone number is too complicated (prepaid or not).
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I was about ready to say that…
Graham set his phone on fire, chopped it in half with a meat cleaver, dropped it from a roof and put it in a blender with along with some Red Bull.
“If all else fails, you can always give your number to the Donald,” Graham said to close the video.
Well…doing all of that to the phone SIM card would have achieved the same result but hey, not my stuff. Maybe Graham really, really, really wanted a newer model anyway.
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I liked the music…
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Tell me again what job these guys want. Rand Paul with his chainsaw, now Graham with the blender and Trump, well good grief! It seems like they are vying to be pitchman for some cheesy infomercial rather than President of one of the most powerful nations in the world.
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“Graham set his phone on fire, chopped it in half with a meat cleaver, dropped it from a roof and put it in a blender….”
Wow, that’s terrific bass!
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Going to have to give LG some credit for this one. He simultaneously trolls both Donald and Rand Paul with the same video. Good job, Mr. Graham. Keep not really caring about your own presidential aspirations and continue messing with the other republicans running for office.
ETA: I also don’t believe LG was still using a flip phone.
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Cute.
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…thus showing us how much he cares about the Veterans…
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Maybe this will get that bump in numbers that Lindsay needs.
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Nice schtick. I’m for anything that draws attention (and so-called moderate votes) to Lindsey because I’m for anything that weakens Jeb. Thumbs up, Deputy Fife!
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Ah, so now Trump’s the dignified candidate…
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Nice; always a great go-to. And I can’t tell you how often I’ve used “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!” from the Shimmer spot. (“Tastes terrific!” “And look at that shine!”) O, original SNL, you’ll always be with us…
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Right? Who saw that coming? 
Wonder how Rand Paul feels having his buzz saw concept hijacked by Less Than Zero Lindsey?
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But these kinds of stunt: chainsawing through wads of paper, candidates shooting stuff, grinding up cell-phones; a Republican guy balancing between two moving trucks [see below]; appear to get many of these Bozos [or is it Bozoes?] elected. And whereas, this kind of nonsense would cause me to roll my eyes and dismiss the perpetrator [1] as a deeply un-serious clod, lots of folks seem to revel in this shit and actually VOTE for one of these assholes. My faith in democracy has never been more under siege.
[1] Democrats too. Rachael Maddow thought it was cool, but I thought Brian Schweizer’s “veto” branding iron was supremely stupid and juvenile.
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I’m surprised Rand Paul didn’t take the opportunity to also shoot the tax code with a high powered rifle.
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Isn’t that what the GOP has become now? The political equivalent of “Sham Wow”.
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He tweeted “iPhone or Android?” which I interpreted to mean he had experience with neither.
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