Good god almighty that killed us! As god is my witness, he’s broken the country in half!
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[quote=“irasdad, post:33, topic:48173”]
Professional wrestling: A perfect metaphor for the Trump administration.
“You know it’s fake, right?”
[/quote]Yeah - but we can’t change the fucking channel.
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I was in a meeting and scrolled down and saw the headline and laughed out loud .
Onion headline indeed.
We are here:
Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things.”
“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
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I am now convinced he really is trying to cause a civil war. Literally.
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Sorry, we have the oceans and at some point, having nukes isn’t going to be enough the area is wracked with earthquakes, oil spills, floods or tornadoes.
EDIT TO ADD: @sniffit I don’t think he has anywhere near enough gray matter to actually formulate a sinister plan but that’s just what he’s gonna end up with. Are you aware that the Mayor of NYC is sending a bill to the Feds to be reimbursed for the multi millions of dollars the city has layed out for him just in protection alone? I don’t see how that situation can continue into the future.
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I just want to know when his supporters will begin to realize he’s shameless, incompetent, a cheap chiseler, stupid, and completely insane. We’re really kind of past due on that.
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Donnie says: “Mask??? You want to see MY mask??? I show my mask!!!”
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I like to think of myself as a leading female professor, a leading female writer, a leading female baseball fan, and above all, a leading female mother! Another billionaire. Why is she not a general???
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Nah. Because obamas fault.
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The froth always needs skimmed off …
before you can get to " the bottom of the barrel " —
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As Michael Moore predicted, one reason Trump got elected was the f-u Jesse Ventura factor to see what happens.
I don’t think Michael Moore actually thought it would actually turn into WrestleMania.
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I’m, laughing now… but maybe not tomorrow, eh?
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Bundy and Palin are playing Rock/Paper/Scissors right now for Interior.
Loser gets ATF.
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The third-party rationale, as I understand it, was that a Trump victory would actually serve to accelerate us toward the left-wing revolution.
That rationale assumes away the points of no return that Trump can reach first. Looks like the race is on.
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The Small Business Administration, which was re-elevated into the Cabinet in 2012, makes government-backed loans to small businesses, guides federal contracts to them, and provides grant funding to groups that offer counseling to small businesses.
I’m gonna take a guess that during her tenure at SBA, the only companies that get loans and Federal contracts are “small” companies that have a market cap of $5M and are ones that the WWE has worked with.
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As for this gentleman, Trump sees nothing with him, after all what’s so bad about about screwing kids?
Maybe a NASCAR executive could be Secretary of Transportation. Never mind, the world is crazy. We are the laughingstock of the world.
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I am sitting here wondering how much more bizarre all of this can get.
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Yep. If they’re lucky, Trump will solve the problem of nuclear non-proliferation, just to sweeten the deal. It’ll be a problem no one has to worry about ever again.
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Did I fail to mention that we are the world’s leader in corn for popcorn?
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