They are all bad, with or without a skirt.
The assault on all things decent continues…
Seriously—is there no point at which this farce becomes too ridiculous? It’s like Caligula making his horse a consul.
Small businesses in search of financial aid will need to participate in a wrestle-off
Was Carly Fiorina unavailable?
Well nothing make more sense int Trumps administration than Linda McMahon, after all it’s been Trump has been Kayfabe all along,
Way beyond that … my fucking head hurts …
Got to see doctor… while there is yet time —
"Linda has a tremendous background and is widely recognized as one of the country’s top female executives advising businesses around the globe,” Trump said of McMahon, according to a transition statement emailed to reporters Wednesday. “She helped grow WWE from a modest 13-person operation to a publicly traded global enterprise with more than 800 employees in offices worldwide. Linda is going to be a phenomenal leader and champion for small businesses and unleash America’s entrepreneurial spirit all across the country."
from the courant…they didn’t pay their taxes on time.
There was a story recently about how much difficulty the Onion staff was having in making headlines funnier and more bizarre than the trump reality. This will set them back just a little more.
Incitatus, who always voted neigh.
Charlie Manson and Jerry Sandusky are both still sitting by, waiting for that call from the transition team.
My brain is showing me visions of Trump Cabinet meetings in which folks show up in spandex, body makeup and ski masks. They’ll be throwing chairs and jumping down from the ropes to body slam their opponents during debates. Every meeting will be telecast! At the end of each week, the audience will vote, and then Trump will fire somebody - it’ll be Great! THE BEST!
Sorry folks, we’ve crossed the Rubicon. The good news, this will lay the groundwork for the breakup of the current Republic and the eventual absorption of California and other “Godless Libural” states into Greater Canada. This will mean that the rural oligarchs will continue to hold onto the old Republic’s red States, which will obviously devastate their collective economy once theose who are subsidizing them are all gone, but we can’t keep bailing them out, it’s for their own good.
I do foresee eventually establishing a “bracero” program to let some number of Red State Americans into Greater Canada to work the fields and other menial jobs, but of course that’s only after we’ve built a wall to help keep things under control. Oh, and we’ll make them pay for it…
Again, don’t grieve for them, it’s for their own good…
What?! Don King didn’t make the cut? Or will he be a later stellar pick?
#noholesbarred
#lessrulesthebetterIn 2007, according to the Washington Post, the McMahons gave the Trump Foundation its largest single contribution ever, $4 million. Trump was appearing in WWE events at the time, though he was reportedly being paid a separate fee for his appearances.
Anyone remember that five million dollar bounty that Trump put out on Obama’s transcripts? Though Linda claimed amnesia, Vince had to take the bullet for that donation.
Remember that when Trump skips work and helps Vince sell Wrestlemania 33.
The first cabinet meeting.
you were saying?
N yes that appointment is the epitome of ‘pay for play’.
Whoops, and let’s not forget Bernie Madhoff. At least a seat on the Council of Economic Advisors waiting for him until the Fed chair opens up. And Clivern Bundy for Interior. Won’t even have to pardon him, first.
Sorry to ask such a stupid question but, are all these cabinet picks weird on their own or weird because of who is picking them?