Discussion for article #241307
OK, now you’re just messing with us.
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Geez — Sounds like ya just can’t have a private late nite barbeque anymore —
Holy cow … er …
Of course this is what Libertarians look like in Florida. Of course it is. Because Florida.
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“I’m not making this up. It’s crazy, I know,” Wyllie told Politico…
Only in America is “not making this up” considered crazy.
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[***Invictus also denied that he had dismembered a goat to Politico, but acknowledged that he has participated in animal sacrifices.***]
Lord Baphomet, Goat of Mendes, is not pleased about any of this … not pleased at all!
(ManO’Man! You just cannot make this sh*t up. Words fail. )
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“I’ve been a longtime libertarian, but do they call me ‘Augustus the Libertarian?’ No. But you dismember one goat…”
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A plague on both their houses.
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Soon to be released as a major novel: “I Dismember Maaa… Maaa.”
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Oh come on, who among us doesn’t have a pesky college paper in support of Eugenics in our past?
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Even the Southern libertarians are obsessed with religion.
Just another one of the bitter burnt smudges on the edge of this melting pot of ours.
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Augustus Sol Invictus? Seriously? For even a nano-second you thought someone with that name should hold ANY elected office?
Mind. Boggled.
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My name is Augustus Sol Invictus, commander of the Armies of the Osceola County, General of the Tampa Bay Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Raun Paulus the Nutter. Father to a son who doesn’t acknowledge my existence, husband to a wife who has a Protective Order, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Most likely this life… and on cats and dogs.
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At this rate of crazy, The Onion will be out of bussiness within a year.
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I love the entertainment that Republicans bring.
“I would never disparage anyone on the basis of their religion”, he says before tucking in to a detailed disparagement of that guy’s religion.
To be fair, they all seem to be wildly and eccentrically dysfunctional. The Republican Party is truly the party of The Aristocrats.
If this guy is a practitioner of Thelema, then he is in violation of the fourth part of the “Duty” document, which says, the Law of Thelema should be applied to all problems and used to decide every ethical question. It is a violation of the Law of Thelema to use any animal or object for a purpose for which it is unfit, or to ruin things so that they are useless for their purpose. Natural resources can be used by man, but this should not be done wantonly, or the breach of the law will be avenged.
Either this Sol Invictus guy is just a liar, or the Libertarian Official guy is.