Discussion: Lewandowski Suggests He Could Beat John Kelly In Hypothetical Fight

Corey Lewandowski told TMZ and Fox News

TPMZ
Hard hypothetical-hitting journalism.

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“…told TMZ and Fox News…” tells you everything you need to know about this story.

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So the President’s campaign manager is saying he could beat a retired Marine Corps general that gave 40 years of his life to his country in fisticuffs?

What is our country coming to?

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He’s only ever assaulted women. And Kelly–for all his assholery–is an ex-Marine who’d kick Lil’ Corey’s narrow ass right up into his pencil neck.

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This. Proud to be an American?

Go for it, asshole.

Pass the popcorn, please.

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That’s rather primitive, not to say vulgar, behaviour. Speaks for itself.

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Another member of the Trump “Administration” with incredibly “small hands”, I see…

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yeah yeah … let’s see it happen - tomorrow at noon … guaranteed Lewandowski would not show up

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Future headline:

Woman-beating Thug Gets Ass Kicked By Senior Citizen

Accoster claims it’s because retired Marine regularly enjoys discounts on Early Bird specials; loves creamed spinach

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Hopefully this will be a pay per view event

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Saturday night steel cage fights televised from the WH to energize the base can’t miss! I so hope my popcorn rash doesn’t come back.

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I told him to leave the Tapioca alone. He just wouldn’t listen.

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Trump’s Bigot-Boy Bobbsey Twins prove conclusively that chaos rules this White house.

Just the fact that the likes of Lewandowski and Miller are Trump’s closest advisers in the first place should be a dire warning for anyone possessed of sound mind and body.

Lewandowski may want to start lifting weights. Miller, too.

If they end up behind bars somehow, they’ll need it. And, true confessions here, I believe of ALL Trump’s many minions, those two deserve the hardest karma hit when it strikes.

What they have done to push Trump towards xenophobic nationalism and economic isolationism deserves all the payback the fates have to offer.

Can you imagine Miller or Lewandowski in a cell-block with some of those MS13 desperados?

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It this really ‘news’? I’m having a hard time understanding the value of reporting on this.

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I think the operative word here is “schadenfreude.”

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Woman assaulter sez what?

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It’ll HAVE to be PPV, it won’t last long enough to accommodate any commercials…

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