Corey Lewandowski told TMZ and Fox News
TPMZ
Hard hypothetical-hitting journalism.
ââŚtold TMZ and Fox NewsâŚâ tells you everything you need to know about this story.
So the Presidentâs campaign manager is saying he could beat a retired Marine Corps general that gave 40 years of his life to his country in fisticuffs?
What is our country coming to?
Heâs only ever assaulted women. And Kellyâfor all his assholeryâis an ex-Marine whoâd kick Lilâ Coreyâs narrow ass right up into his pencil neck.
This. Proud to be an American?
Go for it, asshole.
Pass the popcorn, please.
Thatâs rather primitive, not to say vulgar, behaviour. Speaks for itself.
Another member of the Trump âAdministrationâ with incredibly âsmall handsâ, I seeâŚ
yeah yeah ⌠letâs see it happen - tomorrow at noon ⌠guaranteed Lewandowski would not show up
Future headline:
Woman-beating Thug Gets Ass Kicked By Senior Citizen
Accoster claims itâs because retired Marine regularly enjoys discounts on Early Bird specials; loves creamed spinach
Hopefully this will be a pay per view event
Saturday night steel cage fights televised from the WH to energize the base canât miss! I so hope my popcorn rash doesnât come back.
I told him to leave the Tapioca alone. He just wouldnât listen.
Trumpâs Bigot-Boy Bobbsey Twins prove conclusively that chaos rules this White house.
Just the fact that the likes of Lewandowski and Miller are Trumpâs closest advisers in the first place should be a dire warning for anyone possessed of sound mind and body.
Lewandowski may want to start lifting weights. Miller, too.
If they end up behind bars somehow, theyâll need it. And, true confessions here, I believe of ALL Trumpâs many minions, those two deserve the hardest karma hit when it strikes.
What they have done to push Trump towards xenophobic nationalism and economic isolationism deserves all the payback the fates have to offer.
Can you imagine Miller or Lewandowski in a cell-block with some of those MS13 desperados?
It this really ânewsâ? Iâm having a hard time understanding the value of reporting on this.
I think the operative word here is âschadenfreude.â
Woman assaulter sez what?
Itâll HAVE to be PPV, it wonât last long enough to accommodate any commercialsâŚ