Yep. Corey knows Trump lost.
Hillary’s takedown of Trump’s economic policies was masterful: Trumped up trickle down on steroids.
Be all–check. The end all may take another stake through the heart debate.
We’re just leaving the garlic phase and entering the silver bullet phase now. The stake through the heart comes on November 8th.
Notice the horseshit from so many conservative hacks – the claim that Trump did well in the first half of the debate. First, they claimed post-debate that he did okay at the beginning, then it turned into the first 10 minutes, then 20, then 29, and now Bullshit Mountain is claiming “half.” Sorry, losers, but the whole country watched Hillary clean Trump’s clock from very early on. For at least the last 70-80 minutes, Trump was a babbling, rambling, angry, sniffling, moaning, incoherent mess. “Half” my ass.
When even Corey Lewandowski has to admit Trump got rolled, you know he REALLY got rolled!
Comprehensive fact checks from the Guardian. A couple of quibbles about HRC but trump was a feast for the fact checkers.
Full report: Clinton stays calm as Trump whips himself into frenzy
@reggid I noticed something change about 25 minutes in. He was in control up until that point and just continued to self derail until the end mercifully came.
“The first debate in a presidential cycle isn’t the end all be all,”
Lewandowski is right, it is the beginning of the end all for Drumpf. Let’s enjoy the next two episodes.
My bride of many years noted that Trump was both an asshole AND a dick. I got her to relax a bit by mentioning that he really does have tiny hands.
Hillary relentlessly pounded him into a stain in the carpet. It was beautiful to behold. The fact that Madame President had to share the same stage with ThatTurd is a gross insult to our political process.
TRUMP: A HUCKSTER SEARCHING FOR RUBES
Or not. My money’s on this series being cancelled after one episode
Corey was admitting that Trump can’t afford another bad hair day.
It was like Hillary was playing straight man all night to his stooge imitation. She’d feed him the bait and he kept on falling for it. Some great deal maker he’d make against world leaders. No wonder so many of his casinos ended up in bankruptcy.
btw, what the hell was wrong with the CombOver tonight?. It suddenly turned an ugly shade of grey and was growing into his brows. It made him look like he had a bad headache…which I’m sure he had by the end of the first 15 minutes when he allowed Hillary to call his job’s program Trump Trickle Down.
Rapunzel sure let down his hair tonight and there was no brain under it.
He’s never been that lucky in the gambling business. Trump would have to fire himself. Hillary isn’t going to cancel this reality show debate series.
I think he realized by that point that she wasn’t going to fold like his GOP opponents had in the GOP primary debates.
Hillary would give him just enough rope to hang himself up. Then she would yank on it, twirl him around and snare him good. It was like a cat playing with a mouse. He wanted to go home when he couldn’t control the situation. But he still had another full hour of torture ahead…and he knew it. His whole demeanor changed as he realized his predicament.
He’s not going to get off any easier in the town hall debate. The contrast with how she answers questions and he evades them will be even more apparent. He’s going to humiliate himself again because he doesn’t know how to formulate a viable policy to deal with any problem and is too stubborn and lazy to learn.
No serious Republican contender screws up on national security. Trump probably lost the election on just that bizarre performance tonight alone. If I had a family member in the service overseas, I’d be terrified to vote for this man. He doesn’t know what First Strike means.
There is such a thing called “Damning with faint praise”
Yes, Lewandowski is right. The first debate isn’t the end all be all. But I would much rather be Hil than Trump this morning. She will stay on it… and he, well… let’s just see what lunatic comes out in debate number 2. I predict he will skip number 3.
Even if Trump actually shows up for #2 and #3, the number of people watching will be down. And first impressions are the most lasting impressions.
What’s the matter, Corey Honey? Seeing that phony career of yours quickly running down the crapper?
The expectations for Donald Trump at this debate were so low that many believed the only way he could lose was by pulling out an AK-47 and killing a baker’s dozen of praying nuns. And he STILL fucked it up! I can’t wait to see Reince spinning himself in oblivion. Here’s what’s going to happen:
Blame the media.
Blame fact checking.
CLENIS!!!
EMAILS!
BENGHAZAPALOOZA!
Microphone problems!
No one bowed down before him at the beginning of the debate! (H/T: Omarosa)
Corey the only people who think Trump did well at anytime during this debate are people without cognitive thinking
skills.
Damning with faint praise while being so unsettled yourself by your candidate’s pathetic performance that you reverse the order of the two solitary phrases in one of the hoariest of hoary cliches in the English language.
Courtesy of the George W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Sara Palin, Yogi Berra Chair of Public Rhetoric at Your Local For Profit College…
You almost never see the whole thing in the movies, even the FFC one, which I love, but in the book, Van Helsing explains that you have to put a stake through its heart, decapitate it and then stuff the mouth of the decapitated head with garlic. Step one kills it, but two and three are what keep it from coming back.
Someone should have explained this to the characters in every Christopher Lee Dracula movie. Would have saved them a lot of sequels.
(OTHO, for the BVS fans among us, of which I suspect there are many, stake 'em or behead 'em; either one dusts 'em. No idea how it works in the silly teenage girl books and movies. Don’t have anything to do with them.)