Is it too early to offer Melania “thoughts and prayers?”
And then some duct tape over the mouth, otherwise some sound might still get out…
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Just tie him up and lock him in an abandoned barn. The sounds will get fainter and fainter and eventually stop. 
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I bet that isn’t all COREY steamed for DOTUS…
Well, as long as it was consensual…
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Gluttony is one of the seven “deadly sins,” an apt term in this case.
“two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted.”
McD doesn’t do malts, so let’s call it a 16 oz chocolate shake, even though I suspect it would be the 21 oz size for President Lumpp.
2,420 calories
980 calories from fat
177% of the Daily Value for saturated fat (based on 2000 cal/day DV)
3,610 gm sodium
151% of the Daily Value for sodium (based on 2000 cal/day DV)
And that is just dinner.
It’s no wonder this guy is on the crapper and tweeting from 3-5 am each morning
Corey Lewandowski is such a lying little weasel I wouldn’t doubt that he shat his pants in order to make them steaming.
Don’t forget the nostrils.
Lewandowski: “We were required to genuflect anyway, so we might as well get something done. Right?”
OMG I agree with trump about something. He’s apparently anti-gluten.
'“When the President would order for dinner two Big Macs, two Filet-o-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate milkshake and eat all of that, were you concerned about him?” Camerota asked.
‘“Well, he never ate the bread, which is the important part,” Lewandowski replied.’
I remember Jon Stuart skewering him mercilessly for eating the toppings off a pizza with a fork.