Sure, that might work for an old suit. But how do you steam the Emperor’s new clothes?
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Gout.
“President Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski on
Thursday said that one of his jobs in 2016 was to steam his boss’
trousers, while Trump was still wearing them.”
…
Truly strange
Did you kiss his toes? Steam another body part?
My country is in the sewer/
“The human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”
The man with the nuclear codes. What a dumb fuck.
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I thought his job was to lick Trump’s shoes clean.
Did Pence, Christie, Flynn, or Kelly participate?
Franken hasta resign yet trump can get his “trousers steamed” by everyone in his orbit according to Lewandowski.
What a country.
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Pence was in charge of the zipper.
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“…and a chocolate milkshake…”
Gotta replenish those precious bodily fluids.
My husband pointed out that with a gut the size of his and his preference for clothes cut like tents, those trousers would be pretty far away from his privates. Now, a hipster in skin tight pants would be a different story, but even the thought of the Rump squeezed into those is pretty bad.
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Are you sure it wasn’t just Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg’s “cold-blooded, clean, methodical, and thorough” speech from the Fifth Element?
Where can I get a copy of Mr. Lewandowski’s book? There’s a shortage of TP at our local grocery store.
I don’t know which is worse, Lewandowski pretending that he has something important to offer to the conversation, or those who give him a platform to utter this trivia. Oh, wait, they are both worthless.
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I can’t believe I read this. I’m due for a breather…
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“Actually, We All Steamed Trump’s Trousers…”
Yeah, I’ll bet you did, you sleazy, stupid, woman-beating motherfucker.
Your lips to God’s ears.
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In classic Freudian psychoanalysis “steamed” and “steaming” are symbolic metaphors for something else.
Nah, I just made that up, LOL!
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Disgusting! Sad!
Dog’s body. Disgusting. Did they pick up used kleenex, too?
They killed flies for him, I know that.
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