Discussion: Lawyer For Top Trump Aide Resigned As US Atty After Allegedly Biting Stripper

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he BIT a stripper?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

Finally a bit of drumpf news that I can sink my tooth into!!!

Mooooove in a little closer Cory!

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The Sentinel also reported Coffey went to the strip club because he was feeling “despondent” about a recent high-profile acquittal of two men charged with smuggling $2 billion of cocaine into the country over 13 years.

Yes, because nothing makes you feel better after a bad day than diluted drinks and tits & ass viewed from 10 feet in a dimly lit, smoke filled dive.
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What a shocker. Trump’s thugs and goons surround themselves with thugs and goons.

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Oh My God!!!
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An attorney helping Donald Trump’s embattled campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, fight a battery charge
previously resigned from his Justice Department post after allegations
surfaced that he bit a dancer at a south Florida strip club.
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Holy Crap
Drumpf hires CANNIBALS!!!
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Drumpf responds: "I hire only the CLASSIEST cannibals!!!23!!11!!1!111one!!!

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My, my, the Trumpenvolk are quite the little savages, aren’t they?

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No wonder Melania’s always in turtlenecks…

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Trump: No wonder, the lawyer is a democrat. That explains the behavior of my aide. Lewandowski was under the influence of a liberal. Clintons are rats. Case against Lewandowski will now be dismissed.

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… dTrump’s campaign is like a centrifuge for separating the scum from the slime…

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Corey Lewandowski is not having a good day I expect…
Is it wrong I feel good about this? {{chortle}}

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Nope! Relish the scheden… the scheudin… the schu…

… aw, screw it! Just Enjoy their suffering!!!..

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Rule #1 when selecting legal counsel:

If you’re being charged with battery always hire an attorney with first-hand experience in such matters.

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“After racking up a $900 bill at the Lipstik Club…”

I am sure this was $900 well spent on clean wholesome human flesh biting.

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I was wondering what those hot sauce bottles were doing on those tiny tables.

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…topped off by sinking your teeth in sweaty stripper flesh.

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Well, if the Republican Party wanted a group of people who accurately represent what the party stands for, they couldn’t do any better than Trump’s campaign team.

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Let’s just stipulate that when you’re involved in an altercation with a stripper named Tiffany, it’s not going to end well. Maybe you can escape with a Barbara or a Margaret, but a Tiffany is trouble.

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Behold, the future AG of the Trump Administration!

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To be fair, he bit her. He never hit or touched her with his hands.

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