Discussion: Lawyer For Roy Moore's Son Says He Voted For Doug Jones

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So that’s what snorting half a mug of hot coffee through the nose feels like. Thanks, Caitlin!

The Moores are gonna need a new Jew I guess

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Ah the irony!

Too, too delicious.

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I really think Moore made the wrong choice of lawyer, if he was looking to appeal to Democrats. His entire retinue of lawyers should be made of blacks, each of whom is descended from a black officer who fought for the South in the Civil War.

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“Oh, you Judas you !”’

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Help Wanted: Attorney. Jews Need Only Apply.

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Ya see, raht thahr? Ol’ Roy trahd to be nahz to that thahr Ju lawyer, and lookey thahr what happened! Bahts the hand what fed 'im! The Ju jest don’t no no loyalty 'cause he ain’t got no Jeezuz in hiz hart. They’s crafty. But y’uns jest kaint trust 'em. They’ll stab yu in the back — jest lahk they did them thahr Germans in World War I.

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Right back at you Miss Piggy! Lol

“All I know is that there have been a lot of people and news organizations trying to identify that person, the Jewish lawyer. They haven’t been able to yet,” he said.

I wonder how many criminal defense attorneys Roy Moore’s klan has needed over the years…

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Why yes…it was offensive. MOORE was offensive. Thank God that Alabama saw how offensive the whole family was (is)…

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Jaffe said it was not clear to him whether he was the attorney that Moore’s wife was referencing in December.
“All I know is that there have been a lot of people and news organizations trying to identify that person, the Jewish lawyer. They haven’t been able to yet,” he said.

Kayla Moore: “Well, he had that big nose and “mintz” in his name and he liked money and all. I just assumed he was a Jew.”

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Unlurking for a moment to say this was brilliant. I heard the voice perfectly in my head. Made me laugh.

Ok, back into lurk mode.

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WaPo article adds that Jaffe has been a friend of Jones for thirty years, donated and campaigned for him. He was with him on election night when Jones was announced the winner.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/01/02/meet-roy-moores-jewish-attorney-he-campaigned-for-his-friend-doug-jones/?undefined=&utm_term=.4ece985f7aec&wpisrc=nl_headlines&wpmm=1

the Moores will just claim the jew is sneaky this way.

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Maybe she assumes that all lawyers are Jewish until proven otherwise by attending her church.

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Kayla didn’t quite think this one through before opening her yap. (Surprise, surprise.)

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I appreciate the joy in just continually knocking the shit out of Roy Moore. He deserves all of it and more.

But…can we just stop reporting on him. Like, at all? Forever? Or at least until he decides to run for state or federal office again? He lost, Jones will be sworn in, let’s consign these deplorables to the dustbin.

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Off topic, but Kayla’s head looks like it has a skunk on it. Is that supposed to look good?

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…a Jew, who voted for the Democrat. GBA everybody, GBA!

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I think it goes well with the burnt sienna makeup she uses. I wonder if she has tried spackling the cracks.

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