Discussion: Las Vegas Police: Premarital Sex Could Cause You To Lose Limb In Meth Lab Explosion

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Going to church every Sunday and abstaining from sex outside marriage can also lead to a life of drugs, prostitution and crime. It can also lead to dumber than dumb cops really scraping the bottom of stupid.

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A huge preponderance of people who go to church every Sunday have also had premarital sex. Run the numbers.

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JinNJ, I’m not sure what Sarah would say but she was talking about baptism the other day. Or was it water boarding? Maybe it was both, kinda locked together… like lovers lost in each others arms. Sorry, going off message for a moment. Whew!. Back to purity, good old purity.

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Public Relations fail. It’s a thinly veiled attempt at enticing the GOP to hold their convention in Las Vegas, as a push-back to the grumbling of GOP evangelical Christians who don’t feel that “Sin City” is a proper venue to showcase the “family values” party.

So, in a scramble to perform an emergency image doctoring, the City of Las Vegas is letting the GOP know strongly, in no uncertain terms, that if school girls don’t keep their legs closed, they will become meth-whore amputees.
You betcha, wink-wink.

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The Meth explosion is probably a better way to go than actually taking the meth.

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Jesus - Save me from your followers.

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Considering that Wasilla is the “Meth Capital” of Alaska, how soon before a Palin daughter is toe-tagged?

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Actually, a huge number of my comments are offered in a satirical vein, run, numbers, etc.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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And let us pray she isn’t pregnant.

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Odds are she will be. Grandmother to mother to daughter. Quite a family tradition.

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Todd fits in here somewhere. I just know it!
Always using the Iditarod Race for cover.

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To be fair to Toad. Anyone married to Wasilla Kardashian can be forgiven for wanting to get away from the house, away from cell towers, as often as possible.

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hychka - I remember those years as well. Was also a time that the Clinton economic program (with no Republican votes) balanced the budget for the first time since Johnson was in office. Then W pissed it all away on unneeded tax cuts and 2 wars on a credit card.

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I wish someone would have told me about the connection between premarital sex and meth labs when I was in high school. To think I was wasting all my time in the chemistry lab!

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Perhaps making it into a nice “welcome to Las Vegas” pamphlet to be placed in all hotel rooms?

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“Hymn 43”

Oh father high in heaven – smile down upon your son
whose busy with his money games – his women and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood
to set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves – well, He’d better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon –
His cross was rather bloody –
He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me!

Jethro Tull, Aqualung album

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I realize we don’t get to choose the names that our parents give us… but Regina Coward really needs to hook up with Steve Hickey.

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Now that’s a good Catholic girl.

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Now I’ll have to put the Aqualung CD in. Thanks - hadn’t thought of that one in a while.

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“Premarital sex can result in a life of drugs and crime, and even death, according to an event co-sponsored by the Las Vegas Police Department.”

This makes no sense.