Subway: We weren’t try to to say you could lose weight by eating at Subway like Jared did. Nope, we weren’t trying to say that at all. We were just saying you’ll look thinner in khakis because denim.
you didn’t MEAN to mention Kushner…or I’m sorry we let it slip to reporters that we were doing the bidding of kusher …yeah that’s better
he’s thinking I wonder how many kids I can hide in thses pants bwahahahaahaha
“Coincidence takes a lot of planning.”
— Malcolm Nance
They didn’t mean to use video of Comrade Chaos either.
Or to show this chart depicting who would ultimately decide who would get the EB-5 visas.
Or use the phrase “Invest $500,000 [in the Kushner companies] and emigrate to the United States” in its marketing materials.
It was all, um, accidental. It’s not like they were trying to “cash in.”
Lotsa 'NudgeNudgeWinkWinking ’ going up in there…
Seriously… I may have been born at night, but it wasn’t last night.
Try again, Kushner… this time try to not embarrass yourself with such a transparent lie.
This has all the makings of really GREAT advertising marketing campaign for Red State Democrats. The right (racist) marketing can paint Trump/Kushner as selling Foreigners visas. Even selling Mooslim Foreigners Visas.
I really don’t think Bubba in Dixie appreciates any foreigners whether they have money or not. They don’t speak our language and they don’ eat grits.
And the secret, all this time, was Jared getting aides.