Isn’t he supposed to be curing cancer or constructing an asteroid shield? WTF is he doing in a NAFTA meeting?
Where, O where is his present from Mueller? When is the belated birthday present of an indictment arriving???
comedy GOLD Jerry. GOLD!!!
Can’t wait for the late-night memes.
Like a little autistic boy.
Gee, and they gave him a Secret Service who’s standing there twisting his fingers (or perhaps he’s just rubbing off the excess hair gel??), looking a bit dorky himself.
Christmas, maybe? Or maybe his birthday??
This looks even more awkward than when he was handed a flack jacket as a prop, and promptly put it on - wrong.
Stranded/locked outside, out in the cold, Jared? It’s a predictive real life metaphor for whats in your future.
OMG that embarrassed smirk. He’s 37 going on 11. He really should spend some time in front of a mirror trying to look like a grown man.
“Like, oh my God! It’s me, Jared. Like, this is sooooo embarrassing! Gag me with a spoon, you know!”
He’s like Donnie, Jr.: he’s a “good boy”.
Things are going as well as I expected…
Gee, I would hate to see Jared go to prison. I honestly don’t think Ivankadonk would wait for him, being a feckless Trump and all. But he do got perty lips, which can be a major asset during incarceration.
“Let me in.”
“Who is it?”
“Jared!”
“Jared is not here.”
Have you ever heard him speak? He sounds like a pre-adolescent pretty boy.
Ivanka better be in prison too.
Somebody should have served him with a summons and complaint while he was outside.
Yeah. It’s pretty painful. You wouldn’t think he’s running all around the world cooking up the crookedest deals since the Gilded Age but that’s life today.
Somewhere Ivanka is dreaming about Justin.
And thus go the insults of a male target. Don Jr is all plaid shirt and dead animals, but we manage to find ways to express our revulsion.
If you want to use Trumppian insults, tap the original source: Jared is no Tom Brady.
I usually try to be above petty churlishness like ragging on a guy’s appearance and mannerisms, but next to Kushner Zuckerberg looks like a guy who’s about to enter a boxing ring against an eye-patch-wearing polar bear.