President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin will have a “brief, impromptu” meeting at the G-20 summit in Argentina…
A planned impromptu meeting.
Seems grammatically legit.Good piece of advice for the Don: follow Yanukovych’s lede and seek political asylum in Russia. Might be the last chance to flee to foreign grounds before Mueller catches up.
Vlad: “You are an idiot”
Translator: “You are …special.”
Trump’s understanding: “You are a genius.”
Of COURSE they’re gonna meet! Was there any doubt? Seriously, who among us really doubted they would meet?!?!?!
Anyone who thinks this orange-faced loudmouth is a strong man, tell me when Putin snapped his fingers and Obama came to heel, wagging his tail. Tell me that, you stupid credulous morons. This is one of the most humiliating episodes in American history. The Russian leader gives personal orders to the American one, who obeys. There’s not a mammal on earth who doesn’t understand the meaning of that.
I’d be enjoying all of this more if it weren’t so incredibly dangerous.
A brief meeting is code for a quickie.
An addict MUST get his fix …
Vlad withdrawal must be terrible —
The context of this is quite stunning and horribly embarrassing for our nation.
The President cancels a meeting (that should never have been scheduled, but whatever), and then Putin doesn’t ask for it to happen…he TELLS the world, and the President, that its going to take place. If this takes place, the optics will be clear that Trump is a puppet of Putin, and has surrendered our sovereignty. Of course a lot of people say this…but this will be making it crystal clear on the world stage.
And my guess this morning, is odds are, Putin is correct, and Trump will have a “brief” meeting with him. Because we have only seen the tip of the iceberg regarding how deeply compromised Trump is.
But are there other Dunning-Krueger mammals?
Somebody had his chain yanked back.
They will shake hands and Vlad will pass Donny-Boy his instructions on a sheet of paper. Unfortunately, the instructions will be in code, and tRump will never be able to figure them out.
“There’s never been a golden shower like this, it’s great. One of the best. I only didn’t want to show you because then you would all want one too. I do the greatest pee tapes. Obama was a loser, didn’t even make a pee tape. We’re. Going.to.make.pee.tapes.Great.Again!”
Mammals as far as I know all tend to have dominance and submission rituals that keep the hierarchy stable. Dunning-Krueger, well, I’m less sure of that. 
I’ve seen dogs large and small overestimate their ability to cow others, but not sure if that counts.
How long does the meeting need to be for Putin to warn Donnie to get Mueller in line before Putin does it himself with a poloniumburger? It’s not acceptable for the name of Donnie’s boss to come up in the Russia inquiry.
Can’t stop him from peeing on the furniture …though —
I guess the President of the United States is not in a position to cancel a meeting with Putin.