The old “Poot” is starting to look a little puffy. Getting a couple of underarm-sag “batwings” too. Attire courtesy of @antidesachetdethe’s beloved Littlerock Tent and Awning.
Hokay, so what the fuck?. Vot I do weeth thees?
Maybe call Jeremy Vade? Ees thees Reever Monster?
Since Trump is so enamored of Putin, does this mean we’ll be forced to see pictures of a bare-chested fat orange buffoon on the golf course? PLEASE NOOOOO!
Meh. Swipe to the left.
TrUmP,wiLL dO thE saMe on 18 HoLes. WaTch!
I don’t get Putin’s affection for shirtless posing—while he’s in better shape than many men his age, he’s just not that buff.
Aside from that, I’ve got an idea for the next outdoor reality show:
“Hands Across the Aleutians: Sarah Palin and Vladimir Putin Hunt Big Game in Siberia and Alaska.”
Deluded fat losers, the both of 'em.
If there are only photos, it makes me wonder if he actually is active.
Why not show him swimming? That would be more impressive… unless it’s not. Hard to tell his condition without seeing him in action. A guy with tits like that could be strong underneath, or he could be all visceral fat.
One thing is for sure though: Putin is a sure winner for Mr. Russia if he enters. He’ll kill the competition!
Spearfishing?
Cue photoshopped images of Trump on the hook in 3… 2… 1…
NOT a good look. Putin thinks about her chest in the same way Trump does his hair.
No, I hope not. Instead, Chiselin’ Trump will release photos of his behind-the-scenes exploits in the dressing room of an underage girls’ beauty pageant.
Do these photos appeal to Russian women? Men? I see the flat white skin of a guy who doesn’t get out much and the beginnings of the loss of muscle tone (check the upper under-arms) that comes with the declining hormones brought on by age. He thinks this is a sexy look? A he-man look? There are many older men who impress as specimens of masculinity, but it’s not by posing with the crepey fish belly exposed for all the world to see. Poser.
Almost time for a man-bra.
You know how it is, he’s a 66 year old, balding white guy obsessed with machismo so he feels he has to show off his withered pecs like some sort of dominance ritual. I can only imagine his security detail internally roll their eyes as they have to watch an insecure old man act like he’s a teenager. Turns out him and Trump have a lot in common
His passionate desire, of course, is to have Donald Trump on the end of his hook and line. Donald Trump’s passionate desire is to be there. There is some sport to playing with your fish before you catch them.
The IOC banned him from spearchucking.
Putin: Masculinity Issues/Trump:Masculinity Issues = Not Good
Why did they have to release that photo? Now you’ve made Trump ruin a perfectly good keyboard.