Discussion for article #229158
Can you imagine the shit storm from conservative talk radio show hosts if say somebody like Al Gore and family were involved in a drunken brawl?
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Why wasn’t Willow charged for underage use of alcohol? Why weren’t Todd, Sarah, Bristol and Track charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor? Someone gave Willow the booze. Get with it APD.
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And to think that this Bimbo Maximo and her band of bonobos were nearly one very unsteady heartbeat away from the presidency.
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So now TPM is in solidarity with a racist? From Klingenmeyer’s language, maybe busting up this party wasn’t such a bad idea. Did the Palins do the world a service?
Answer: No.
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Bonobos resent that comparison.
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“DO YOU KNOW WHO i AM!?”
Apparently he did. After Bristol had punched him in the face six times and it came time to put up or shut up…
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You’re being unfair to bonobos, who are very peaceful, loving primates. Regular chimps are more inclined to turn aggressive and start flinging their poo. And let’s not even mention baboons. One researcher commented that dominant male baboons will sometimes be shits, just because they can be.
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The Palins: Trailer Trash by any other name.
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Bonobos are relatively peaceful and settle things more through sex than the other chimpanzees. So, the Palins are not bonobos.
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Really.
They would have immediately demanded a vote to repeal Obamacare.
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In one of the recordings, Klingenmeyer began by using a racial slur and telling the officer he wanted to “to talk to the head nigger in charge.”
Korey, you so had me, guy, until you dropped this nugget.
Protip: The HNIC is now called the P-O-T-U-S.
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Bristol, was seen punching Klingenmeyer multiple times.
Bristol Palin later told the police that Klingenmeyer grabbed her by the legs
and dragged her on the ground while referring to her as a “cunt” and “slut.”
There are nuggets of truth in this narrative.
The dragging part seems unlikely.
The punching part-- probably.
The descriptions of personal attributes are spot-on.
jw1
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This is an episode of Trailer Park Boys, right?
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Shit show – that is the best and most final word that can be offered about Sarah and her klan since she first showed up on the national radar.
“For her no minstrel raptures swell;
High though her titles, proud her name,
Boundless her wealth as wish can claim
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentered all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence she sprung,
Un-wept, un-honored , and un-sung.”
–with apologies to Sir Walter Scott
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You might want to take a longer view. In this instance I think the Palins have done the world a service. Not by busting up the party, but by forever tainting and tarnishing the Palin brand. If Palin were dogfood, retailers would have to take it off the shelves because no one would feed it to their dog.
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Give me a break on the bonobos, folks…it was the first primate starting with a B that came to my mind and I was trying to keep it alliterative!
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She reminds me of no one more than Sawney Beane…
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Artist’s account of Bristol leaving the Palins’ cave for the beer bash…
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