At least, for a certain sub-specie of troll, we finally have something to shut them up.
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Dumb Don and Bright Bart
This old man, he played dumb,
He played knick-knack with his thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give this ass a bone,
This old man can’t score a crone.
…
Kranky Kelly to Bright Bart:
I said, “GRAB MY PUSSY!! P L E A S E !!”
Sponsor: Grab Our Pussies (GOP)
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I wonder if the Judge would go for the scarlet letter approach? Kobach would be paying his debt to society by always wearing SoS* on him in public view.
SoS=Sack of Shit
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Deceptive conduct and lack of candor? Seems to me he is perfectly qualified for a high post in the Trump administration.
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Well, here is proof positive in what attracted Melania to him.
Money.
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She looks at him and all she sees is this: $$$$.
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Transitioning to female? At his age? Although hey, I’m a tolerant guy — if that’s what it takes to make him comfortable in his skin, maybe he’ll calm down with the rage tweets finally.
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Kris( (or Kristine … I forget) “But, but … I have the best conduct. I have the best candor.”
Trump: “Let it go.”
Keith Schiller (grasping judge’s neck): “Drop it!”
Bailiff pulls Schiller away. Secret Service just watches on.
Trump to each of the SS agents who failed to enforce His will: “You’re fired!:”
Trump then directs Michael Cohen to sue each SS agent’s estate.
Kris/tine?: “But I have a character witness, yer honer.”
Jesus (in chains): “Comrade Kobach has the best conduct. The best candor.”
Jesus blinks “torture” at the same time.
Judge instructs baiilff to remove Jesus’ chains.
Trump to bailiff: “I need loyalty”.
Sherriff (summoned by judge’s emergency button) pulls Trump off bailiff.
Trump to sherriff, baliff and judge in turn: “You’re Fired!”
Sherriff cuffs Trump. SS agents walk Trump out of the courtroom.
Trump: “This is a witch hunt: So so very unfair!”
Judge: “Let the record show that the President said He was a Munt.” 
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OT but one of those moments when one should use a dictionary rather than spell check. 
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One little mistake, and your entire post is urined.
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Reminds me of the great Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest
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Isn’t he using too much of his limited energy supply to be playing tennis?
It takes a supremely unaware individual to wear that outfit.
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Newt did suggest relaxing child labor laws.
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Yeah, but in his mind, he thinks he’s Jimmy Connors and has a chance with Chris Evert.
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I think the Everclear and NyQuil cocktail is a good start. Use it to wash down a handful of Xanax bars.
Xanax™: For when you don’t want to remember a goddamn thing. Ask your doctor if Xanax™ is right for you.
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Tennis (if played properly) is pretty strenuous for someone as out of shape as Trump appears to be. However, just by the way he is holding the racket, I doubt he plays very seriously.
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Curious from the lawyers out there, on what grounds would Kobach be allowed to redact portions of the document?
Who would’ve ever dreamed a deceitful, lying career sack of shit would be accused of "“deceptive conduct and lack of candor”?
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